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RE: joke time
December 11, 2024 at 7:00 pm
‘I just got a pet termite and I named him Clint.’

‘Why Clint?’

‘Because Clint Eatswood.’

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#6912
RE: joke time
December 11, 2024 at 7:01 pm
(December 11, 2024 at 7:00 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: ‘I just got a pet termite and I named him Clint.’

‘Why Clint?’

‘Because Clint Eatswood.’

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Which also applies to gay termites.
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RE: joke time
December 11, 2024 at 7:11 pm
(December 11, 2024 at 7:00 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: ‘I just got a pet termite and I named him Clint.’

‘Why Clint?’

‘Because Clint Eatswood.’

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RE: joke time
December 11, 2024 at 8:08 pm
(December 11, 2024 at 7:11 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(December 11, 2024 at 7:00 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: ‘I just got a pet termite and I named him Clint.’

‘Why Clint?’

‘Because Clint Eatswood.’

Boru

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Luv ya, too.

How was the camping, btw?

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RE: joke time
Yesterday at 9:38 am
If you hand someone a container of butane...You just passed gas.
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Yesterday at 5:50 pm
The jackhammer was truly a ground-breaking invention.

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