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#6921
RE: joke time
January 7, 2025 at 4:06 pm
(January 7, 2025 at 2:40 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Apart from their larger size, the only thing that differentiates ravens from crows is that ravens generally have one more pinion feather than crows (17 and 16, respectively).

So the real difference between the two birds is just a matter of a pinion.

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#6922
RE: joke time
January 18, 2025 at 12:24 pm
They don't refer to "Children's Literature" as C-Lit, for a reason.
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#6923
RE: joke time
February 5, 2025 at 4:45 am
So, over the weekend, I went to one of THOSE parties where everyone throws their keys into a bowl, pick out a set randomly, and go home with what you get.

I happened to go home with a VERY nice Subaru Legacy.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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#6924
RE: joke time
February 7, 2025 at 6:36 pm
Humans have to pay for their drinks at a bar, but web browsers can just open a tab.

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RE: joke time
February 7, 2025 at 8:55 pm
(February 7, 2025 at 6:36 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Humans have to pay for their drinks at a bar, but web browsers can just open a tab.

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#6926
RE: joke time
February 9, 2025 at 4:47 pm
What’s green, fuzzy, has four legs, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree?




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RE: joke time
February 9, 2025 at 5:19 pm
(February 9, 2025 at 4:47 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: What’s green, fuzzy, has four legs, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree?




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Oscar the Grouch.

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RE: joke time
February 16, 2025 at 5:04 am
A man was found murdered.

He had no ID, no distinguishing marks, and his DNA test came back with no results.

All the could determine about him is that he was a baker.



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RE: joke time
February 16, 2025 at 5:47 am
(February 16, 2025 at 5:04 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: A man was found murdered.

He had no ID, no distinguishing marks, and his DNA test came back with no results.

All the could determine about him is that he was a baker.



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#6930
RE: joke time
February 22, 2025 at 8:57 pm
‘Say what you will, but I’ve found Australians to be the most generous, hospitable people in the world. You’ve got no place to stay? They’ll open their home to you. Short of cash? They’ll give you money. Hungry? They will literally take the food off their plate to feed you.

‘It’s those white Australians I don’t like.’ - Dave Allen

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