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#6921
RE: joke time
January 18, 2025 at 12:24 pm
They don't refer to "Children's Literature" as C-Lit, for a reason.
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#6922
RE: joke time
February 5, 2025 at 4:45 am
So, over the weekend, I went to one of THOSE parties where everyone throws their keys into a bowl, pick out a set randomly, and go home with what you get.

I happened to go home with a VERY nice Subaru Legacy.

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#6923
RE: joke time
February 7, 2025 at 6:36 pm
Humans have to pay for their drinks at a bar, but web browsers can just open a tab.

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RE: joke time
February 7, 2025 at 8:55 pm
(February 7, 2025 at 6:36 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Humans have to pay for their drinks at a bar, but web browsers can just open a tab.

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#6925
RE: joke time
February 9, 2025 at 4:47 pm
What’s green, fuzzy, has four legs, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree?




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RE: joke time
February 9, 2025 at 5:19 pm
(February 9, 2025 at 4:47 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: What’s green, fuzzy, has four legs, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree?




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Oscar the Grouch.

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#6927
RE: joke time
February 16, 2025 at 5:04 am
A man was found murdered.

He had no ID, no distinguishing marks, and his DNA test came back with no results.

All the could determine about him is that he was a baker.



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RE: joke time
February 16, 2025 at 5:47 am
(February 16, 2025 at 5:04 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: A man was found murdered.

He had no ID, no distinguishing marks, and his DNA test came back with no results.

All the could determine about him is that he was a baker.



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#6929
RE: joke time
February 22, 2025 at 8:57 pm
‘Say what you will, but I’ve found Australians to be the most generous, hospitable people in the world. You’ve got no place to stay? They’ll open their home to you. Short of cash? They’ll give you money. Hungry? They will literally take the food off their plate to feed you.

‘It’s those white Australians I don’t like.’ - Dave Allen

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#6930
RE: joke time
February 22, 2025 at 10:57 pm
A drunk stagger over to the only other patron in a bar and asks him to buy him a drink.

"Of course", says the second man, also a little drunk, "but tell me, where are you from?"

"I'm from Ireland," replies the first man.

"What a coincidence!", says the second, "let's drink to Ireland!"

So they down a pint each.

"And where in Ireland are you from?", asks the second man.

"I'm from Dublin!" Replies the first man.

"What a coincidence! Let's drink to Dublin!"

So they down another couple of pints.

"And where did you go to school?", asks the second man.

"Saint Mary's", says the first, "I graduated in 72!"

"How is this possible?", says the second man, "I also went to Saint Mary's and graduated in 72! Let's drink to Saint Mary's!"

And they down a few more pints together.

By now, more patrons have arrived.

One goes to the barman and asks, "What's going on?"

"The O'Malley twins are drunk again."

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