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RE: joke time
June 9, 2025 at 4:15 pm
(June 6, 2025 at 12:19 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I went swimming at a public pool a few days ago and peed in the deep end. The lifeguard blew his whistle so loudly, I almost fell in.

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Literally LOL.
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RE: joke time
July 17, 2025 at 6:09 am
'I tried to kill a spider with Axe Body Spray. Now, his name is Brett and he won't shut the fuck up about CrossFit.'

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RE: joke time
July 27, 2025 at 7:35 pm
First woman: I understand how you get ‘Bob’ from ‘Robert’ and ‘Will’ from ‘William’, but how do you get ‘Dick’ from ‘Richard’?

Her friend: Ask him nicely.

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RE: joke time
July 27, 2025 at 8:16 pm
(May 8, 2025 at 9:36 am)arewethereyet Wrote: [Image: SQyDFJD.jpg]

Steve Hofstetter is fucking brilliant. Caught his show in Colorado Springs back in April. If you enjoy stand-up, and he comes within driving rage of you, go see him. It's worth it.
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RE: joke time
July 30, 2025 at 3:59 pm
The best safe word you can use is ‘meatloaf’, because it means ‘I would do anything for love, but I won’t do THAT.’

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RE: joke time
August 2, 2025 at 3:53 pm
Musical genius Prince once hired a group of off-duty homicide detectives to clean his house. When their bosses asked them why, they said, ‘We were dusting for Prince.’

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