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Conservapedia continues its worship of Tebow and numerology
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Conservapedia continues its worship of Tebow and numerology
http://www.conservapedia.com

Quote:Tim Tebow's throwing for 316 yards helped cause internet salvations.

"The Billy Graham Evangelistic Association reports that more than 150 people have made a decision to accept Christ as their Savior as a result of searching for "John 3:16" in Google and then clicking on an advertisement for the BGEA's PeacewithGod.net website."[2]

The amount of hero worshipping mixed with numerology on Conservapedia is amazing;

http://www.conservapedia.com/Tim_Tebow

(emphasis- me)

Quote:Tebow had an impressive seven-game winning streak, and took the Broncos to the division championship and a home-game appearance in the playoffs. He led them to an upset win over the Pittsburgh Steelers (headed by Hollywood-values quarterback Ben Roethlisberger) with 316 passing yards, confounding his critics. The Broncos were then eliminated from the playoffs when they lost against the New England Patriots, 45-10, with Tebow completing only 9 of 26 pass attempts for a gain of 136 yards, 13 yards rushing, and 5 sacks.[1]

Tebow is one of Conservapedia's Greatest Conservative Sports Stars and was a runner-up for Conservative of the Year 2011.

Funny that conservapedia does such a thing, seeing that they consider this sort of thing "superstitious", which they consider a trait of Atheism

http://www.conservapedia.com/Superstition

Quote:Superstition is a belief without justification based on fear of the unknown, ignorance, or on a false principle of causation.
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RE: Conservapedia continues its worship of Tebow and numerology
This should turn into a megathread, where everyone posts their ''random page''

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-Karl Marx

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RE: Conservapedia continues its worship of Tebow and numerology
If I'm not mistaken Tebow was defeated and left a battered mess by a team led by a QB who went home and fucked a super model.

Far more useful way to spend time than reading the fucking bible.
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RE: Conservapedia continues its worship of Tebow and numerology
Yeah, if Tebow is so great and has God & Jesus on his side, why isn't he going to the Superbowl?

Or maybe God decided to finally feed a hungry person that day and didn't have time to spend on football like usual.

And I'm really skeptical of those 150 people who decided to convert because Tebow threw 316 yards. But if someone's stupid enough to be swayed by that, then Christianity is the perfect religion for them.

What I'd really like to know is how long will it be before Tebow appears on a piece of toast?
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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RE: Conservapedia continues its worship of Tebow and numerology
WTF are 'Hollywood values?'
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: Conservapedia continues its worship of Tebow and numerology
(January 27, 2012 at 5:17 pm)Faith No More Wrote: WTF are 'Hollywood values?'

what? You didnt know? Apparently you werent homeschooled, and therefore must be a liberal communist Nazi atheist.

Hollywood values are:decadence, narcissism, rampant drug use, extramarital sex leading to the spread of sexually-transmitted disease, abortion, lawlessness and the promotion of the homosexual agenda.
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RE: Conservapedia continues its worship of Tebow and numerology
Maybe you atheists are just mad at Tim Tebow.
"For it is written, that on the day of the sabbath when the pigskin approaches sunset, a sign will be yielded from the heavens upon which the masses will convert to our one true cause."
2 Tebow 1:36
"I get angry when believers say that the entire unimaginable hugeness of the universe was made entirely for the human race, and atheists by contrast say that humanity is this infinitesmal eyeblink in the vastness of time and space, and then religious believers accuse atheists of being arrogant."
-Greta Christina, Skepticon IV 2011
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RE: Conservapedia continues its worship of Tebow and numerology
What's a Tebow??
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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RE: Conservapedia continues its worship of Tebow and numerology
(January 31, 2012 at 5:51 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: What's a Tebow??

It's a measurement of a persons intellect when it goes into negative figures.

Sarah palin measures about 6 tebows.
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RE: Conservapedia continues its worship of Tebow and numerology
(January 31, 2012 at 6:04 am)Zen Badger Wrote:
(January 31, 2012 at 5:51 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: What's a Tebow??

It's a measurement of a persons intellect when it goes into negative figures.

Sarah palin measures about 6 tebows.

Really?? WOW ! Confusedhock:

And this is an America scale?
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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