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What is the worst thing someone can say to you during sex?
February 17, 2012 at 11:24 pm
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RE: What is the worst thing someone can say to you during sex?
February 18, 2012 at 3:49 am
So there is my toothpick!
'The difference between a Miracle and a Fact is exactly the difference between a mermaid and seal. It could not be expressed better.'
-- Samuel "Mark Twain" Clemens
"I think that in the discussion of natural problems we ought to begin not with the scriptures, but with experiments, demonstrations, and observations".
- Galileo Galilei (1564-1642)
"In short, Meyer has shown that his first disastrous book was not a fluke: he is capable of going into any field in which he has no training or research experience and botching it just as badly as he did molecular biology. As I've written before, if you are a complete amateur and don't understand a subject, don't demonstrate the Dunning-Kruger effect by writing a book about it and proving your ignorance to everyone else! "
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RE: What is the worst thing someone can say to you during sex?
February 18, 2012 at 4:08 am
Did I tell you that I used to be a man
You so remind me of my wife you know
My other girlfriend has no trouble coming
Why can not I fuck your sister : she is single
I love dressing up as you when you are not here
The last time it was green so should I see someone
Your mother is one hot piece of arse and she likes me
I only told one person you had chlamydia so stop moaning
I am not gay but I gave your brother two hand jobs yesterday
Please hurry up as I have a date and she hates to be kept waiting
Five women in three hours : honey I am not a bloody robot you know
A MIND IS LIKE A PARACHUTE : IT DOES NOT WORK UNLESS IT IS OPEN
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RE: What is the worst thing someone can say to you during sex?
February 18, 2012 at 6:42 am
"You remind me of my mom"
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RE: What is the worst thing someone can say to you during sex?
February 18, 2012 at 8:09 am
"Oh yeah, I'm on my period."
She decided to tell me this during sex, after I noticed between thrusts that my dick was coated in rather a lot of blood. Now, I'm fine having "period sex", but I think it's at least courteous to tell your partner beforehand...
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RE: What is the worst thing someone can say to you during sex?
February 18, 2012 at 8:31 am
Stop
Wake up
Is it in?
Hello! I'm home
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RE: What is the worst thing someone can say to you during sex?
February 18, 2012 at 9:34 am
"annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd time!"
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RE: What is the worst thing someone can say to you during sex?
February 18, 2012 at 9:58 am
(This post was last modified: February 18, 2012 at 10:00 am by downbeatplumb.)
(February 18, 2012 at 3:24 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: Is it in yet??
A girl apparently said this to a mate of mine years ago.
Why he felt he needed to share the story I dont know.
(February 18, 2012 at 8:09 am)Tiberius Wrote: "Oh yeah, I'm on my period."
She decided to tell me this during sex, after I noticed between thrusts that my dick was coated in rather a lot of blood. Now, I'm fine having "period sex", but I think it's at least courteous to tell your partner beforehand...
So you could have wet wipes handy presumably.
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