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RE: Sex vs. Christianity
July 21, 2012 at 11:53 am
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(July 21, 2012 at 11:50 am)catfish Wrote: (July 21, 2012 at 11:43 am)RaphielDrake Wrote: ... you are aren't you. Could you hurry up maybe? I appreciate looking through the internet for answers you didn't have prepared could potentially be a rather slow and frustrating process but... ya know, shit to do.
Ok well it looks like hes run away. Perhaps get back to the topic then? Oh by the way cato123, that retort? Fuck yeah.
Here's the one I posted earlier that you didn't remember...
Jeremiah 8:8
New International Version (NIV)
8 “‘How can you say, “We are wise,
for we have the law of the Lord,”
when actually the lying pen of the scribes
has handled it falsely?
Translation: How can you say we have the law of the Lord when lying fuckwits are altering it.
Only thing that suggests to me is that at least part of the Bible is false. I would of thought it would be a fairly large part considering they felt the need to write a passage on it.
So what? Wouldn't that be all the more reason to not buy into it at all?
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RE: Sex vs. Christianity
July 21, 2012 at 11:54 am
So RaphielDrake, I find it oddly humorous that I gave you that quote earlier and you STILL couldn't find one.
I think you lied about reading it cover to cover.
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RE: Sex vs. Christianity
July 21, 2012 at 11:57 am
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(July 21, 2012 at 11:50 am)C.W. Sims Wrote: (July 21, 2012 at 11:43 am)RaphielDrake Wrote: ... you are aren't you. Could you hurry up maybe? I appreciate looking through the internet for answers you didn't have prepared could potentially be a rather slow and frustrating process but... ya know, shit to do.
Ok well it looks like hes run away. Perhaps get back to the topic then? Oh by the way cato123, that retort? Fuck yeah.
Maybe the sun came up and had it's usual side effects on his kind. Too bad this thread got so badly derailed isn't it?
So what are the thoughts of the various and sundry around here? What do you think it would be like if the town you live in right now were to have this type of festival happen? Pandemonium, celebration, anything at all?
Yeah, I know I'm going to get blamed for this one. I can just feel it.
Long answer: Everyone would get drunk.
Short answer: *gulp* *gulp* *gulp*
(July 21, 2012 at 11:54 am)catfish Wrote: So RaphielDrake, I find it oddly humorous that I gave you that quote earlier and you STILL couldn't find one.
I think you lied about reading it cover to cover.
Well, you're wrong. I did and I'm not seeing how thats a verse saying you can cherry pick. It simply says parts of the Bible are false. It doesn't say which ones or give you permission to decide.
Kind of at a loss. I was expecting a real ace in the hole. This is something of a let down.
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RE: Sex vs. Christianity
July 21, 2012 at 11:58 am
(July 21, 2012 at 11:53 am)RaphielDrake Wrote: Translation: How can you say we have the law of the Lord when lying fuckwits are altering it.
Only thing that suggests to me is that at least part of the Bible is false. I would of thought it would be a fairly large part considering they felt the need to write a passage on it.
So what? Wouldn't that be all the more reason to not buy into it at all?
Translation: catfish was right, I don't really know anything about the bible...
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RE: Sex vs. Christianity
July 21, 2012 at 11:59 am
Sounds like a party I'd like to get invited to. I have a feeling that in my hometown it would be a disasterous debacle. Here where I live now, it might be ok, but Lawrence would be a much better place for it.
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(July 21, 2012 at 12:31 am)cato123 Wrote: (July 21, 2012 at 12:22 am)C.W. Sims Wrote: I for one, as a homo, must say that if he was a homo, then he had to have looked fabulous on that cross. Nearly naked, body all ripped, oh wait.... yeah, never mind. I'm gonna just stop right there before I offend anyone. 
I have a certain distaste for the emoticons, and particularly despise the laughing/rolling dude when used in response to one's own statement, but.....
Holy fuck that was funny! "Nearly naked, body all ripped,....". Oh, fuck me. I'm still laughing but can no longer piss myself since I've emptied the tank.
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RE: Sex vs. Christianity
July 21, 2012 at 12:04 pm
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(July 21, 2012 at 11:58 am)catfish Wrote: (July 21, 2012 at 11:53 am)RaphielDrake Wrote: Translation: How can you say we have the law of the Lord when lying fuckwits are altering it.
Only thing that suggests to me is that at least part of the Bible is false. I would of thought it would be a fairly large part considering they felt the need to write a passage on it.
So what? Wouldn't that be all the more reason to not buy into it at all?
Translation: catfish was right, I don't really know anything about the bible...
Catfish, you haven't presented me with any quotes promoting cherrypicking from the old testament. This is not a quote promoting cherry picking. You have not proven such a quote even exists.
To be honest I'm alittle pissed off you made me wait about five minutes for *that*. It doesn't support anything you've said, infact it supports my assertion the Bible is false. Get me a fucking quote that supports cherry picking right now.
(July 21, 2012 at 11:59 am)C.W. Sims Wrote: Sounds like a party I'd like to get invited to. I have a feeling that in my hometown it would be a disasterous debacle. Here where I live now, it might be ok, but Lawrence would be a much better place for it.
Oh right? How so?
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RE: Sex vs. Christianity
July 21, 2012 at 12:07 pm
(July 21, 2012 at 12:04 pm)RaphielDrake Wrote: Catfish, you haven't presented me with any quotes promoting cherrypicking from the old testament. This is not a quote promoting cherry picking. You have not proven such a quote even exists.
To be honest I'm alittle pissed off you made me wait about five minutes for *that*. It doesn't support anything you've said, infact it supports my assertion the Bible is false. Get me a fucking quote that supports cherry picking right now.
I can't make you understand anything, so get pissed all you want.
Lemme do some research and come up with another. [/sarcasm]
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RE: Sex vs. Christianity
July 21, 2012 at 12:10 pm
Quote:Send Godschild my way.
He'll find you. And then he'll tell you why you aren't a xtian, either.
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RE: Sex vs. Christianity
July 21, 2012 at 12:11 pm
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(July 21, 2012 at 12:07 pm)catfish Wrote: (July 21, 2012 at 12:04 pm)RaphielDrake Wrote: Catfish, you haven't presented me with any quotes promoting cherrypicking from the old testament. This is not a quote promoting cherry picking. You have not proven such a quote even exists.
To be honest I'm alittle pissed off you made me wait about five minutes for *that*. It doesn't support anything you've said, infact it supports my assertion the Bible is false. Get me a fucking quote that supports cherry picking right now.
I can't make you understand anything, so get pissed all you want.
Lemme do some research and come up with another. [/sarcasm]
Another? You didn't come up with *one*, you claimed to have access to two and you gave me a quote that basically says some of the Bible is false. Not a whisper about cherrypicking which parts you like, how to decide which ones, nothing about freewill.
You told me you had two quotes ready, made me wait five minutes and then I find out *this* is all you could come up with and try to cover it up by insulting *my* intelligence.
Pathetic, we're done here.
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RE: Sex vs. Christianity
July 21, 2012 at 12:13 pm
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(July 21, 2012 at 12:11 pm)RaphielDrake Wrote: (July 21, 2012 at 12:07 pm)catfish Wrote: I can't make you understand anything, so get pissed all you want.
Lemme do some research and come up with another. [/sarcasm]
Another? You didn't come up with *one*, you claimed to have access to two and you gave me a quote that basically says some of the Bible is false. Not a whisper about cherrypicking which parts you like, how to decide which ones, nothing about freewill.
You told me you had two quotes ready, made me wait five minutes and then I find out *this* is all you could come up with.
Pathetic, we're done here.
Do you realise how hypocritical that statement is? If being able to call part of the Bible false isn't cherry-picking as well, then you have shewn your intelligence and we're done...
And I wasn't gonna come back with another, hence "[/sarcasm]".
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