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Grant My Wish #2
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 31, 2012 at 3:46 pm
Granted -- freedom has been given the meaning of oppression and oppression has been reassigned to the meaning of freedom.

You are now highly free, shackled in the bonds of Big Brother.

I wish there were better tools for Javascript.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 31, 2012 at 3:56 pm
(July 31, 2012 at 3:46 pm)Moros Synackaon Wrote: Granted -- freedom has been given the meaning of oppression and oppression has been reassigned to the meaning of freedom.

You are now highly free, shackled in the bonds of Big Brother.

I wish there were better tools for Javascript.

You can't assign the meaning of oppression to freedom if oppression doesn't exist???


Granted, but the tools only work for frontpage '95 edition and your scripts only work with IE3.

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RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 31, 2012 at 4:26 pm
Granted. You explode shortly afterwards in a geyser of shit.

I wish Steve Jobs would terrorize Apple.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 31, 2012 at 9:56 pm
(July 31, 2012 at 4:26 pm)Moros Synackaon Wrote: Granted. You explode shortly afterwards in a geyser of shit.

I wish Steve Jobs would terrorize Apple.

Granted, but the inanimate fruit isn't scared of anything.

I wish Moros would clean up the shit that exploded everywhere.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 31, 2012 at 10:13 pm
Granted................because I'm not Moros.

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RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 31, 2012 at 11:21 pm
Granted. No really, granted. Thats a great fucking wish. Everyone else should be ashamed they didn't come up with it.
Oh and you overdose... leaving me to enjoy the spoils.

I wish Chick-Fil-A would fuck off and go back to being relatively unknown.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 31, 2012 at 11:29 pm
Granted, chicka who?

I wish ppl would form their own opinions instead of needing others'.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
August 1, 2012 at 12:06 am
(July 31, 2012 at 11:29 pm)catfish Wrote: Granted, chicka who?

I wish ppl would form their own opinions instead of needing others'.

Granted. People do, you're still not one of them.

I wish life was more exciting and enjoyable.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
August 1, 2012 at 12:09 am
Quote:Granted. People do, you're still not one of them.

I wish life was more exciting and enjoyable.

Granted, may you live in interesting times =P

I wish for a pet koala (NOT a drop bear!)
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
August 1, 2012 at 12:12 am
(August 1, 2012 at 12:09 am)Stue Denim Wrote:
Quote:Granted. People do, you're still not one of them.

I wish life was more exciting and enjoyable.

Granted, may you live in interesting times =P

I wish for a pet koala (NOT a drop bear!)

Granted, the koala marks your house as its territory... it doesn't like intruders in its territory... run.

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