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RE: Tis the Season of Bull Shit
November 24, 2012 at 9:58 pm
(November 24, 2012 at 9:49 pm)Shell B Wrote: I love Christmas. I love the lights. I love the snow. I love the happy kids. I love warm socks and fires. I love hot chocolate. I love Frosty and Rudolph. I think Christmas trees are boss. I like silver and gold, blue and silver, Dr. Seuss and every other Christmas color scheme. I like shitty needlework throw pillows and hand towels that are pretty, but don't work. I like Christmas flavored everything except mint. I love stockings. I even like mangers. I love ice sculptures, watching people ice skate and I love, love, love "It's a Wonderful Life." The music sucks and so does the consumerism, but I love everything else. I even love Scrooges.
I agree with you whole-heartedly (expect the mint thing, I love mint). Christmas is a holiday where I get to buy all the people I love stuff that will make them happy.
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RE: Tis the Season of Bull Shit
November 24, 2012 at 10:18 pm
(November 24, 2012 at 9:49 pm)Shell B Wrote: I love Christmas. I love the lights. I love the snow. I love the happy kids. I love warm socks and fires. I love hot chocolate. I love Frosty and Rudolph. I think Christmas trees are boss. I like silver and gold, blue and silver, Dr. Seuss and every other Christmas color scheme. I like shitty needlework throw pillows and hand towels that are pretty, but don't work. I like Christmas flavored everything except mint. I love stockings. I even like mangers. I love ice sculptures, watching people ice skate and I love, love, love "It's a Wonderful Life." The music sucks and so does the consumerism, but I love everything else. I even love Scrooges.
Same here, though I even like the mint and the music. And all the TV specials I've seen a million times.
My mom was huge into Christmas, and that rubbed off on me. I get pretty sick of it all by the time New Year's rolls around, but it's never permanent. I put my tree up last night and I'm all hyped again.
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RE: Tis the Season of Bull Shit
November 24, 2012 at 10:28 pm
This is the closest I could find:
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They're Irn Bru flavoured humbugs, which means nothing in itself but Irn Bru (pron. 'iron brew') is made by a Scottish company called Barr. So these are probably the only genuine Barr Humbugs in the Universe.
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RE: Tis the Season of Bull Shit
November 24, 2012 at 11:18 pm
Christmas: The season of booze, hookers and blow.
(tap tap) Wait, is this thing on?
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RE: Tis the Season of Bull Shit
November 24, 2012 at 11:50 pm
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(November 24, 2012 at 9:55 pm)Minimalist Wrote: ![[Image: Scrouge-250x250.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=www.thedragonsdenfancydress.co.uk%2Fstore%2Fimage%2Fcache%2Fdata%2FScrouge-250x250.jpg)
Yep. I love it! 
(November 24, 2012 at 9:58 pm)Annik Wrote: I agree with you whole-heartedly (expect the mint thing, I love mint). Christmas is a holiday where I get to buy all the people I love stuff that will make them happy.
I only have two people left to buy for, but I will probably add more since I got done early. I have even given a lot of my presents. I hate hanging on to them. I really ought to shop later because I can never wait to give a person their presents.
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RE: Tis the Season of Bull Shit
November 24, 2012 at 11:54 pm
I am the exact same way. I will often blab what I got people because I can't hold the secret.
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November 25, 2012 at 1:24 am
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Call me Mr Scrooge, because I don't celebrate Christmas in any incarnation and that includes the Pagan mid-winter festival which was the original incarnation of that holiday.
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November 25, 2012 at 1:59 am
This will probably be the first time in my life that I have to spend christmas alone.
And being the miserable fucker I am, I`ll spend the upcoming month making the lives of my fellow apes as miserable as posssible. Call me Mr Scrooge this year!
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RE: Tis the Season of Bull Shit
November 25, 2012 at 1:59 am
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Shell B Wrote:
I love the lights. Those tiny little "christmas lights" can be bought and displayed year round.
I love the snow. Snows all winter long in Michigan.
I love the happy kids. McDonalds is full of them every day. So is Chuck e Cheese.
I love warm socks and fires. Available all winter long.
I love hot chocolate. Available 24/7 365 days a year.
I love Frosty and Rudolph. Snowman and a reindeer. All you need is snow or a zoo.
I think Christmas trees are boss. Some are. Some are definitely not.
I like silver and gold, blue and silver, Dr. Seuss and every other Christmas color scheme. Dr Seuss and color schemes can be read and viewed all year long.
I like shitty needlework throw pillows and hand towels that are pretty, but don't work. Go to most any grandmother's house any time of the year.
I like Christmas flavored everything except mint. Fruit cake is disgusting, and nearly every other desert/dish is available year round.
I love stockings. I like socks too.
I even like mangers. With phoney deities in them?
I love ice sculptures, watching people ice skate Again, something you can do most any time of the winter. (Kind of a theme here now.)
and I love, love, love "It's a Wonderful Life." Ok, that is one redeeming feature. Jimmy Stewart is awesome and Donna Reed is hot as fuck.
The music sucks and so does the consumerism, but I love everything else. I even love Scrooges. I'm so glad you love me and Min. I love you too Shell B 
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RE: Tis the Season of Bull Shit
November 25, 2012 at 5:19 am
It is Solstice.... I'm so over any other shit associated with it.
Knock ya'sel's out religious twats! 
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