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RE: Bill Maher Discusses Pope "Frank"
June 3, 2013 at 1:59 am
(June 2, 2013 at 1:17 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Tell your god to get off his ass and demonstrate himself or STFU about your silly shit.
Careful, Min, you know when the Lord gets off His holy ass, it's to come down here to go on a killing spree. In reviewing His interventions, from firebombing cities to flooding the entire world to this-or-that latest plague, it's clear His aim isn't all that accurate. Of course, it isn't always so. He did give a public speech to Judea but even this was to offer encouragement on their upcoming massacre (one of many such massacres in the OT as the ancient Hebrews carved a righteous bloody path to their promised land.
However, you make a good point that we haven't see the Big Guy in 2000 years. One can only assume that finally getting laid just mellowed Him out. I've posted before that it must have been tough on Him when the Hebrews went monotheistic and took away His wife, forcing Him to sublimate all his repressed sexuality into his bloodthirsty rampages.
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RE: Bill Maher Discusses Pope "Frank"
June 3, 2013 at 3:50 am
Quote:it's clear His aim isn't all that accurate.
Reminds me of.....
Quote:A priest and his bishop were out golfing. The bishop gets up to take his first shot. He swings and misses the ball completely.
"God dammit, I missed," says the bishop.
The sky starts to darken a bit becoming overcast.
"Don't use the Lord God’s name in vain," says the priest.
"I am sorry, Father," replies the bishop.
The bishop steps up again to tee off and misses the ball once again.
"God dammit, I missed," says the bishop.
The sky darkens even more and a low rumble resounds throughout the land.
"Don't use the Lord God's name in vain," says the priest.
"I am sorry, Father," replies the bishop.
Once again, the bishop tries to take a swing at the ball and completely misses. He throws his club to the ground and yells, "God dammit, I missed."
The heavens roared and the storm erupted, sending a lightning bolt down and straight into the priest, which struck him dead.
Then a booming voice arose from the sky and said, "God Fucking Dammit, I missed."
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RE: Bill Maher Discusses Pope "Frank"
June 3, 2013 at 8:02 am
(June 3, 2013 at 3:50 am)Minimalist Wrote: A priest and his bishop were out golfing.
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The heavens roared and the storm erupted, sending a lightning bolt down and straight into the priest, which struck him dead.
Then a booming voice arose from the sky and said, "God Fucking Dammit, I missed."
Not a true story! You know how I know? The Lord used a bolt of lightning from the sky to try to smite the sinner in the funny fish-hat and hit the wrong violator of altar boys.
Now if we read the entire Holey Babble, we see that Gawd never smote a single sinner with lightning. He always used plagues or opened the earth to swallow up the blasphemer or used columns of fire but not one single thunderbolt!
That's Zeus' schtick.
It just goes to show you that phony Christians (1) never read the Holey Babble and (2) have an idea of Gawd that resembles more Zeus than Yahweh.
And their "Satan" seems like a cross between Pan and Hades.
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RE: Bill Maher Discusses Pope "Frank"
June 3, 2013 at 9:55 am
(June 2, 2013 at 1:00 pm)Drich Wrote: No but God does. He has proof designed specifically for you bill or anyone else.
The only problem with this "proof" is that you have to believe in God before it will convince you that God exists.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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RE: Bill Maher Discusses Pope "Frank"
June 3, 2013 at 11:49 am
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(June 3, 2013 at 9:55 am)Doubting Thomas Wrote: (June 2, 2013 at 1:00 pm)Drich Wrote: No but God does. He has proof designed specifically for you bill or anyone else.
The only problem with this "proof" is that you have to believe in God before it will convince you that God exists.
Not according to Chrsit. Christ said all you have to have is the faith of a mustard seed, and it will grow into a much larger belief.
Luke 11 show how to act upon this smallest amount of faith.
(June 2, 2013 at 1:17 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Quote:No but God does.
Time for the fucker to produce it then. Why is your fucking god so inept that he relies on a bozo like you?
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RE: Bill Maher Discusses Pope "Frank"
June 3, 2013 at 12:11 pm
A small, mustard seed belief is still a belief... At one point I had this... Yeah, it died.
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RE: Bill Maher Discusses Pope "Frank"
June 3, 2013 at 12:16 pm
Apparently you think that spouting off asinine bible verses is evidence of something beyond your own slavish devotion to stupidiy, Drippy.
When you have provided evidence that there is a god then you can claim to tell us what "he" said.
Until that time you merely look like another delusional fuckwit.
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RE: Bill Maher Discusses Pope "Frank"
June 3, 2013 at 12:42 pm
(June 3, 2013 at 12:11 pm)festive1 Wrote: A small, mustard seed belief is still a belief... At one point I had this... Yeah, it died.
Not belief, a Mustard seed of Faith. The difference is Belief in this context, is supported by evidence.
Here Faith is what is needed to simply look for proof.
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RE: Bill Maher Discusses Pope "Frank"
June 3, 2013 at 12:55 pm
(June 3, 2013 at 11:49 am)Drich Wrote: (June 3, 2013 at 9:55 am)Doubting Thomas Wrote: The only problem with this "proof" is that you have to believe in God before it will convince you that God exists.
Not according to Chrsit. Christ said all you have to have is the faith of a mustard seed, and it will grow into a much larger belief.
Like I said...
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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RE: Bill Maher Discusses Pope "Frank"
June 3, 2013 at 1:04 pm
More of this mustard seed shit? Platitudinous garbage.
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