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Islam Summed Up In One Picture

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Islam Summed Up In One Picture
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RE: Islam Summed Up In One Picture
December 3, 2013 at 2:28 pm
(December 3, 2013 at 12:54 pm)Sleepy Wrote: It's encouraged in Islam for husbands and wives to have good sexual lives an encouraged foreplay. Anal sex and swallowing is forbidden.

And that's really dumb, I like giving my girlfriend a facial after it's been in her butt
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RE: Islam Summed Up In One Picture
December 3, 2013 at 5:06 pm
What, no a2m?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Islam Summed Up In One Picture
December 3, 2013 at 5:11 pm
Quote:Anal sex and swallowing is forbidden.

Who would want to blow this shithead?

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RE: Islam Summed Up In One Picture
December 3, 2013 at 5:15 pm
Looks like someone already is.

Good luck unseeing that as his 'O' face...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Islam Summed Up In One Picture
December 3, 2013 at 5:48 pm
*reaches for the eye bleach*
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: Islam Summed Up In One Picture
December 3, 2013 at 5:56 pm
So while anal is forbidden, what's with all the goatfucking?
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RE: Islam Summed Up In One Picture
December 3, 2013 at 10:05 pm
I think instead of 72 virgins, I'd rather have the same amount of whores but also some energy drinks. What's an eternal supply of energy drinks worth in Islamic terms? Couldn't be more than 6 women right?

Also, since that guy in the cartoon is wearing a turban like that, it kinda makes him look Sikh. Not that I'm defending Sikhs.
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RE: Islam Summed Up In One Picture
December 4, 2013 at 5:19 am
Not what I'd call a good sex life then. Wink Shades
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RE: Islam Summed Up In One Picture
December 4, 2013 at 6:30 am
More of a sects life, really.

(Ba-dum tisssshhhh!)
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Islam Summed Up In One Picture
December 4, 2013 at 7:19 am
Stimbo, you're horrible! Heart
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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