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Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer
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LOL The liklihood that Jesus was funny is high, very true my friend. The liklihood his Dad's name is Hughie, not so much.
 I would accept Hoobastank as a much more appropriate answer to the "H." part of Jesus' name!
 (March 2, 2010 at 12:39 am)tavarish Wrote: Wrong. Jesus' middle name was Hoobastank. True story. Impossible. That's one of them foreign names. Next thing you'll be claiming 'Jesus' was not even his real name, that he wasn't 6' 4" ,with red hair,freckles and green eyes! You really must stop spreading wicked lies,you'll upset Hughie. I promise ,you REALLY don't want to upset that old turd,he's a nasty piece of work. A mate of mine upset Hughie, and Hughie forced him to go a prostitute and catch syphilis. His dick fell off. 
Don't be silly, Jesus was a fictional character dreamed up by Paul (literally) whilst on his road trip and then later used as the central theme for a fictional work that someone called Mathew was commissioned to write. And I'm not even lying :S
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March 2, 2010 at 5:55 am
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(March 2, 2010 at 4:57 am)Darwinian Wrote: Don't be silly, Jesus was a fictional character dreamed up by Paul (literally) whilst on his road trip and then later used as the central theme for a fictional work that someone called Mathew was commissioned to write. And I'm not even lying :S Really? Wow! Actually,I knew that. I was just pushing the collective leg. What a lot of people don't know is the Popes have also known for a very long time indeed. One of them actually said ;"This myth of Christ has served us well" (Pope Leo X; Pope from 1513 to 1521) Once you know that, nothing done by the Church or its minions is the least surprising.
We need to spread the good news to everyone
Breaking News:
The Easter Bunny is not real. ...back to you.
Well Tav, we're getting unconfirmed reports that the books of Moses were in fact not written by him at all. No, it has been confirmed, I repeat, it has been confirmed, they were written by someone else and Moses may not have been real at all.
And now the weather.. 
NoooooooooooooooooooooooNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
The Easter Bunny isn't REAL??? Arrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How about the Soul Cake Duck?? "The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer
March 2, 2010 at 10:32 am
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Of course the Easter bunny is real. How else can you explain the eggs in my yard?
Best regards,
Leo van Miert Horsepower is how hard you hit the wall --Torque is how far you take the wall with you 
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