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Shit My Mom says
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"Perfect timing." -whenever I meet her at her car to take me somewhere
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
"It's only for a week..." (NOT)
"OMG! Remember to lock the door next time!" *slam*
My ignore list
"The lord doesn't work in mysterious ways, but in ways that are indistinguishable from his nonexistence." -- George Yorgo Veenhuyzen quoted by John W. Loftus in The End of Christianity (p. 103).
"Shut up! I didn't burn you!"
As she holds curling iron
What goes around is all around.
Kind of like bird flu.
"Be careful what you wish for. It may come true." Actually really good to realize.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
"Stop touching me"
"Time to clean up your room, right now."
"I'm just managing your expectations."
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