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Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer

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Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer
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RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer
March 10, 2010 at 3:10 pm
(March 10, 2010 at 2:18 pm)tackattack Wrote: @ Ace- IMO you'd spend eternity with God, and whoever is there with you would just be the icing on the cake.

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RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer
March 10, 2010 at 4:49 pm
(March 10, 2010 at 9:17 am)Ace Wrote: Here's a little question for Christians.
Let's say you and your wife live happily with children and all that boring crap. Now your wife dies in an unfortunate accident. So months later you move on and go meet someone else. You marry and continue on. Now when you and your new wife finaly die, you rejoin with your old wife as well as your new. Now which one will you spend eternity with? Two wives in heaven with you. What happens here?
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According to my wife (I quote her as she came out with it to me first) you're not married in heaven.
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RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer
March 10, 2010 at 5:55 pm
But fr0d0, how will you know who you can fuck for all eternity?! Big Grin
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RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer
March 10, 2010 at 6:27 pm
You won't (yep I'll take you seriously Tongue). Marriage doesn't extend into 'the afterlife'.
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RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer
March 10, 2010 at 11:05 pm
So no sex in heaven? Or total mega orgy? No need for sex? Which of these do you think would make me the happiest? Smile
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RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer
March 11, 2010 at 1:38 am (This post was last modified: March 11, 2010 at 7:04 am by tackattack.)
@tav- hitler? Why do I get a hitler comparison

@Rhizo- Perhaps you should check out level 2 of dante's inferno Rhizo- sounds right up your alley.
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RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer
March 11, 2010 at 10:27 am
'twas a joke, tack.
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RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer
March 11, 2010 at 11:59 am
Hitler had a sweet 'stach that is now ruined for all eternity!

If I ever do end up in hell, hopefully I can control chains with hooks on the end with my mind. I would have minions that I created through extreme torture and be called to Earth using a small puzzle box that wills the holder to open it!

Your pain will be legendary, even in hell!

Fun fact - In the book, "The Hellbound Heart" pinhead was a female, her pins were jeweled, and she was very attractive (For a cenobite). She first showed up on a throne made from the severed toungues of men.

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RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer
March 11, 2010 at 12:58 pm
(March 10, 2010 at 9:17 am)Ace Wrote: Here's a little question for Christians.
Let's say you and your wife live happily with children and all that boring crap. Now your wife dies in an unfortunate accident. So months later you move on and go meet someone else. You marry and continue on. Now when you and your new wife finaly die, you rejoin with your old wife as well as your new. Now which one will you spend eternity with? Two wives in heaven with you. What happens here?
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Well I suppose this presumes that all three of you went to Heaven, first of all...so, more than likely, you worked all of that out inside you when you were on Earth, so there's not likely to be any hard feelings.
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RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer
March 11, 2010 at 1:07 pm
You don't know much about women either, eh Watson?
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