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Answered prayer
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RE: Answered prayer
January 29, 2014 at 12:07 am
Damn. I knew I should have sacrificed a goat, not a kid. Arrgghh
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RE: Answered prayer
January 29, 2014 at 3:55 am (This post was last modified: January 29, 2014 at 3:56 am by Ryantology.)
(January 28, 2014 at 11:14 pm)Drich Wrote: Jerkoff you guys take stuff way too seriously.

Says the guy who has devoted his life to fairy tales?

My sense of humor is fine. So is my ability to detect bullshit, especially when I'm familiar to the artist who produces it.
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RE: Answered prayer
January 29, 2014 at 4:19 am
YOU TOLD US TO A/S/K!!!!

So I thought I'd give it a try. I didn't know God has wax in his ears, I said:

"The fuck Drich tires me and is getting to me."

He heard:

"The truck Drich drives - get him for me."

I ain't praying again that's for damn sure. Its way too dangerous!!!!
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RE: Answered prayer
January 29, 2014 at 9:09 am (This post was last modified: January 29, 2014 at 9:41 am by Drich.)
(January 29, 2014 at 12:07 am)Chas Wrote: Damn. I knew I should have sacrificed a goat, not a kid. Arrgghh

No backs-ies.
(January 29, 2014 at 3:55 am)Ryantology (╯°◊°)╯︵ ══╬ Wrote:
(January 28, 2014 at 11:14 pm)Drich Wrote: Jerkoff you guys take stuff way too seriously.

Says the guy who has devoted his life to fairy tales?

My sense of humor is fine. So is my ability to detect bullshit, especially when I'm familiar to the artist who produces it.

In order for me to have believe/was serious about what I said about God answering your prayers actually not prayer but petitions.. I would have to also then believe that your Petitions had actual weight or pull with God.

If the prayers of whom God considers a righteous man (The righteous being those saved through faith, in Christ) will produce much, then what do you think the petitions of one who will not even acknoweledge God produce?

Going into this i know that your well or death wishes go as far as the top of your head when you petition God, if you do not believe or even Hate Him.
If that is the case what was I looking to say or do? Just have a laugh with you. I was expecting more (Read in your best vally girl voice) "We don't believe in god, so like... why would we pray to him??? Your logic is like totally bogus."

I did not get those responses, instead i God 'we would not pray to God about THOSE Things.' To which I say Hmmmmm. Thinking

To which I say there maybe hope for you all yet. Angel
(January 29, 2014 at 4:19 am)max-greece Wrote: YOU TOLD US TO A/S/K!!!!

So I thought I'd give it a try. I didn't know God has wax in his ears, I said:

"The fuck Drich tires me and is getting to me."

He heard:

"The truck Drich drives - get him for me."

I ain't praying again that's for damn sure. Its way too dangerous!!!!
ROFLOL

Now I Friggen KNEW IT!!!

I Take back all the joke stuff, ryantology was right I was like totally serious, and this prooves it!!!
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#75
RE: Answered prayer
January 30, 2014 at 1:29 am
Oh, lighten up, Drich. I was only joking.
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RE: Answered prayer
January 30, 2014 at 1:54 am (This post was last modified: January 30, 2014 at 1:57 am by Drich.)
(January 30, 2014 at 1:29 am)Ryantology (╯°◊°)╯︵ ══╬ Wrote: Oh, lighten up, Drich. I was only joking.

Good one.
My turn, my turn..

Stop me if you heard this one.

An atheist, a douche bag and a 'morally spiritual' man walk in to a bar....

Then he orders a drink.
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RE: Answered prayer
January 30, 2014 at 3:32 am (This post was last modified: January 30, 2014 at 3:34 am by Angrboda.)
(January 30, 2014 at 1:54 am)Drich Wrote:
(January 30, 2014 at 1:29 am)Ryantology (╯°◊°)╯︵ ══╬ Wrote: Oh, lighten up, Drich. I was only joking.

Good one.
My turn, my turn..

Stop me if you heard this one.

An atheist, a douche bag and a 'morally spiritual' man walk in to a bar....

Then he orders a drink.

I think I'll just cut & paste that to the thread where you just claimed you haven't called anybody names since your wife "corrected" you.

Here: http://atheistforums.org/thread-23616-po...#pid594092
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#78
RE: Answered prayer
January 30, 2014 at 4:02 am
I take offense to that. I'm not "morally spiritual".
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RE: Answered prayer
January 30, 2014 at 4:26 am
One of the main christian arguments is an answered pray. Have they ever thought of the actions of others or themselves may of actually solved the problem not god. Or maybe it was chance that something happened. What about all the times he didn't answer?. Be thankful for your friends family, health professionals("answered" prays are usually related to health), they helped you or saved the life not god.
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RE: Answered prayer
January 30, 2014 at 7:30 am
(January 30, 2014 at 4:26 am)yoshirama Wrote: One of the main christian arguments is an answered pray. Have they ever thought of the actions of others or themselves may of actually solved the problem not god. Or maybe it was chance that something happened. What about all the times he didn't answer?. Be thankful for your friends family, health professionals("answered" prays are usually related to health), they helped you or saved the life not god.
That's the thing about having an inscrutable god that only ever works behind the scenes and in "strange and mysterious ways." Prayer always works! Did you get what you prayed for? Let's check the score sheet:

-YES: god answered your prayer!
-NO: god answered your prayer!
-NOT SURE: god answered your prayer!

See? Prayer works!!!
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