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What do atheists say when someone sneezes?
#31
RE: What do atheists say when someone sneezes?
I usually say, "bloody hell chap, steady on now."
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#32
RE: What do atheists say when someone sneezes?
(March 12, 2014 at 3:18 am)Mr. Moncrieff Wrote: I usually say, "bloody hell chap, steady on now."

That's a bit too long though?
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RE: What do atheists say when someone sneezes?
(March 11, 2014 at 12:56 pm)Kayenneh Wrote: Gesundheit, prosit or terveydeksi Big Grin

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#34
RE: What do atheists say when someone sneezes?
What is the point of the ant-bless you peeps? The way I see it it's just manners, a sort of "are you okay?" gesture.
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#35
RE: What do atheists say when someone sneezes?
Aargh!!!

Take your germs and fuck off you disease ridden plague bearer!
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#36
RE: What do atheists say when someone sneezes?
I say absolutely nothing to strangers. The whole idea is god damn ridiculous. Should I say bless you when they fart too?
"Bless you sir, I don't want an evil spirit to sneak up your butthole. Your god's just douchy enough to label you a sodomite and send you to hell."
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#37
RE: What do atheists say when someone sneezes?
Sometimes I say nothing, but usually I say "Bless you". Just an old force of habit.

But if I think about it and it's a friend...
If they're older I might yell "Incoming!"
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#38
RE: What do atheists say when someone sneezes?
I say bless you... My boyfriend hates it though but what eva I do what I want!
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RE: What do atheists say when someone sneezes?
(March 12, 2014 at 7:58 am)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: What is the point of the ant-bless you peeps? The way I see it it's just manners, a sort of "are you okay?" gesture.

As Cinjin points out, do you also say "Bless you" or "are you okay?" when someone farts?

To be clear, I'm not an anti-bless you peep (I really don't care what you say and I don't especially mind people who say something when I sneeze), I just don't understand the need to say anything at all and because of that, I tend not to say anything for any bodily function that doesn't obviously indicate some level of distress.

(March 12, 2014 at 8:51 am)Cinjin Wrote: I say absolutely nothing to strangers. The whole idea is god damn ridiculous. Should I say bless you when they fart too?
"Bless you sir, I don't want an evil spirit to sneak up your butthole. Your god's just douchy enough to label you a sodomite and send you to hell."

^^-- exactly my point, and my question: Why acknowledge one bodily function with a nicety, but ignore others?
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#40
RE: What do atheists say when someone sneezes?
(March 11, 2014 at 12:14 pm)Fromper Wrote: What do the rest of you say?

I say "bless you." It's a custom, like covering my mouth when I yawn. I'm not doing it because I'm afraid a demon will enter through my mouth, after all.

The irony is that JWs don't say "bless you" when someone sneezes because they see it as a superstitious act. So when I was a believer in god I never said it, and now that I'm an atheist I do.
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