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What do atheists say when someone sneezes?

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What do atheists say when someone sneezes?
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#51
RE: What do atheists say when someone sneezes?
March 13, 2014 at 3:12 am
"you're sooooo good looking"
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#52
RE: What do atheists say when someone sneezes?
March 13, 2014 at 3:54 am
We don't joke about atheists
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#53
RE: What do atheists say when someone sneezes?
March 14, 2014 at 6:13 am
I say "Bless you". I'm not going to adjust my words just because I'm an atheist. I always said it, I always will.
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#54
RE: What do atheists say when someone sneezes?
March 14, 2014 at 7:58 am
I say "Bless you" just because it's the polite thing to say. I don't think even religious people in Britain are actually speaking in a religious context when they say it after someone sneezes, either.
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#55
RE: What do atheists say when someone sneezes?
March 14, 2014 at 9:46 am
I say if you sneeze like that again without covering your mouth I gonna beat the sh#$4T out of you. Usually it works LOL

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#56
RE: What do atheists say when someone sneezes?
March 14, 2014 at 4:07 pm
Nothing.
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#57
RE: What do atheists say when someone sneezes?
March 14, 2014 at 4:45 pm
When I sneeze and someone says "God bless you" I usually reply "no thank you".

Nobody knows how to react.
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#58
RE: What do atheists say when someone sneezes?
March 17, 2014 at 11:17 pm
(March 13, 2014 at 3:54 am)fr0d0 Wrote: We don't joke about atheists

Right instead you tell them their lives have no purpose and strawman their views
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#59
RE: What do atheists say when someone sneezes?
March 18, 2014 at 12:50 am
I wonder what they say when in orgasm ?.
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RE: What do atheists say when someone sneezes?
March 18, 2014 at 3:37 am
(March 17, 2014 at 11:17 pm)Mothonis_Cathicgal Wrote:
(March 13, 2014 at 3:54 am)fr0d0 Wrote: We don't joke about atheists

Right instead you tell them their lives have no purpose and strawman their views

I won't do you from doing that brother, but it's not for me.
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