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How Often Do You Masturbate?

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How Often Do You Masturbate?
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 20, 2014 at 7:23 pm
(March 20, 2014 at 7:09 pm)Stimbo Wrote: * Stimbo has a envy *

Is that a euphemism?

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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 20, 2014 at 7:24 pm
(March 20, 2014 at 7:21 pm)Rahul Wrote: Actually, while fewer people are getting married these days, those that do are much less likely to get divorced than the previous generation.

You know?... marriage is still the number one cause of divorce!
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 20, 2014 at 7:25 pm (This post was last modified: March 20, 2014 at 7:26 pm by My imaginary friend is GOD.)
Here's an honest question...

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(March 20, 2014 at 7:24 pm)pocaracas Wrote: You know?... marriage is still the number one cause of divorce!
STRAIGHT marriage. In places where gay marriage has been legalized, divorce rates have gone down. STRAIGHT PEOPLE ARE RUINING THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE!
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 20, 2014 at 7:26 pm
(March 20, 2014 at 7:23 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(March 20, 2014 at 7:09 pm)Stimbo Wrote: * Stimbo has a envy *

Is that a euphemism?

Tiger

Most likely. Sadly.
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 20, 2014 at 7:28 pm
Having friends with benefits is also a major cause of divorce.
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#36
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 20, 2014 at 7:32 pm
couple times a week, if I was single, prob more.
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 20, 2014 at 7:40 pm
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(March 20, 2014 at 7:25 pm)futilethewinds Wrote: STRAIGHT marriage. In places where gay marriage has been legalized, divorce rates have gone down. STRAIGHT PEOPLE ARE RUINING THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE!

Considering how long homosexuals fought for that legalization, they damn well better not go and divorce three months after (*cough* like plenty of straight marriages *cough*)

More reason for llwynog not to marry. Especially not to have kids, I don't like those things very much.
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 20, 2014 at 7:52 pm
(March 20, 2014 at 7:26 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(March 20, 2014 at 7:23 pm)Beccs Wrote: Is that a euphemism?

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Most likely. Sadly.
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Viagra.

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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 20, 2014 at 7:53 pm
Cialis is better. I have plenty of lead in my pencil - I just need someone to write to.
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 20, 2014 at 8:03 pm
(March 20, 2014 at 7:28 pm)Rahul Wrote: Having friends with benefits is also a major cause of divorce.

Avoid marriage, avoid divorce. See how easy that is?
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Another stat to note, way more Christians (like triple the percentage) get divorced than Atheists.

I can imagine the stunned looks on all of your faces right now. :p
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