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Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 17, 2014 at 7:53 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Promise?

I'll continue responding, though.

Maybe not as much fun as Rev, though.

Confused Fall

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 17, 2014 at 7:32 pm)Natachan Wrote: So no shellfish either I assume. And since I have a great deal of cotton/poly blend clothes I'm out. And I hope you don't have any tattoos. Oh, and no men who cut their forelocks. And no bacon.

No bacon...

I'm out. I loves me some bacon.

Tattoos.
Bacon.
Group sex.

Three strikes, guess I'm out.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 17, 2014 at 1:09 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: Yes, and I commend you and all those hard committed students and professionals.
Backpedaling already?!?

(July 17, 2014 at 1:09 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: But God gave you your breath and brain...without that ...well..
Prove it or shut the fuck up.

Seriously Rev, you've gone from funny annoying to just fucking annoying. Your proselytizing isn't going to win you any converts here no matter how many imaginary "heaven points" you think you're earning. Give it up asshole.

(July 17, 2014 at 5:17 pm)Beccs Wrote: Superglue is not a lube.

Wink Shades

Yeah, but it does make a lasting impression.
Thief and assassin for hire. Member in good standing of the Rogues Guild.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 17, 2014 at 7:29 pm)Revelation777 Wrote:
(July 17, 2014 at 5:14 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Yeah, that'll work.


Book, chapter and verse? Or is that just your bias showing again?

Lev 18:23 And you shall not lie with any animal and so make yourself unclean with it, neither shall any woman give herself to an animal to lie with it: it is perversion.

I wasn't aware that Leviticus predated Genesis, but you're the bible expert.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 17, 2014 at 8:17 pm)GalacticBusDriver Wrote:
(July 17, 2014 at 1:09 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: Yes, and I commend you and all those hard committed students and professionals.
Backpedaling already?!?

(July 17, 2014 at 1:09 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: But God gave you your breath and brain...without that ...well..
Prove it or shut the fuck up.

Seriously Rev, you've gone from funny annoying to just fucking annoying. Your proselytizing isn't going to win you any converts here no matter how many imaginary "heaven points" you think you're earning. Give it up asshole.

(July 17, 2014 at 5:17 pm)Beccs Wrote: Superglue is not a lube.

Wink Shades

Yeah, but it does make a lasting impression.

Certainly helps with getting stuck in . . .

ROFLOL

Only on an atheist website could a prosletysing thread turn into discussions of sheep shagging on the ark!

ROFLOL

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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Re: RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 17, 2014 at 8:25 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(July 17, 2014 at 8:17 pm)GalacticBusDriver Wrote: Backpedaling already?!?

Prove it or shut the fuck up.

Seriously Rev, you've gone from funny annoying to just fucking annoying. Your proselytizing isn't going to win you any converts here no matter how many imaginary "heaven points" you think you're earning. Give it up asshole.


Yeah, but it does make a lasting impression.

Certainly helps with getting stuck in . . .

:roflol:

Only on an atheist website could a prosletysing thread turn into discussions of sheep shagging on the ark!

:roflol:

The devil rides tonight!
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 17, 2014 at 9:17 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote:
(July 17, 2014 at 8:25 pm)Beccs Wrote: Certainly helps with getting stuck in . . .

ROFLOL

Only on an atheist website could a prosletysing thread turn into discussions of sheep shagging on the ark!

ROFLOL

The devil rides tonight!

Riding sheep, it seems.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
So it seems it's time to toss the party poopers overboard and get this party ark a-rollin', yes?
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 17, 2014 at 9:25 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: So it seems it's time to toss the party poopers overboard and get this party ark a-rollin', yes?

Gets my vote.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(June 11, 2014 at 10:50 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: Dearest Atheist Friends,
Jesus warned us of how things would be at the end of the age. We are now living in that time and things are going to continue to grow worse and worse. I believe that many of you will experience the Tribulation Period within your lifetime. Trust me you don't want to be there. Please repent of your sins and place your faith in Christ before it is too late. Enter into Ark before the rains come.
Your Concerned Christian Friend,
Rev7774 Horsemen

"Hi, there is an invisible murderer who loves you but will kill you unless you worship him!"

"But why should I worship him if he's threatening to murder me?"

"Don't question JUST DO IT!!!!" Shock
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?

Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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