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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 25, 2014 at 12:11 pm
Brace yourselves, Revelation will arrive any time now, get ready for the impact
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 25, 2014 at 2:47 pm
(July 24, 2014 at 9:35 pm)Beccs Wrote: If I see bullshit I'll call it out.
The original ark had people shovelling shit over the side, too...
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 26, 2014 at 12:17 am
(July 25, 2014 at 2:47 pm)Stimbo Wrote: (July 24, 2014 at 9:35 pm)Beccs Wrote: If I see bullshit I'll call it out.
The original ark had people shovelling shit over the side, too...
All the animals didn't need to poo! They were in a trance! Didn't you watch the movie.
I assume the remaining humans just did a dump anywhere and used a nearby furry animal to wipe up.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 26, 2014 at 12:21 am
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 26, 2014 at 9:58 pm
(July 26, 2014 at 12:17 am)ignoramus Wrote: (July 25, 2014 at 2:47 pm)Stimbo Wrote: The original ark had people shovelling shit over the side, too...
All the animals didn't need to poo! They were in a trance! Didn't you watch the movie.
I assume the remaining humans just did a dump anywhere and used a nearby furry animal to wipe up.
There is no where in the flood account that the animals were in a trance.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 26, 2014 at 9:59 pm
Sarcasm Rev, get used to it
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 26, 2014 at 10:00 pm
(July 25, 2014 at 12:11 pm)Blackout Wrote: Brace yourselves, Revelation will arrive any time now, get ready for the impact
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 26, 2014 at 10:02 pm
(July 26, 2014 at 10:00 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: (July 25, 2014 at 12:11 pm)Blackout Wrote: Brace yourselves, Revelation will arrive any time now, get ready for the impact
Here is my defense:
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 26, 2014 at 10:02 pm
(July 26, 2014 at 9:58 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: (July 26, 2014 at 12:17 am)ignoramus Wrote: All the animals didn't need to poo! They were in a trance! Didn't you watch the movie.
I assume the remaining humans just did a dump anywhere and used a nearby furry animal to wipe up.
There is no where in the flood account that the animals were in a trance.
So the ark was full of shit.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 26, 2014 at 10:04 pm
I'm still wondering what Noah fed to the carnivores.
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