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If you had superpowers
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RE: If you had superpowers
July 26, 2014 at 10:15 pm
(July 26, 2014 at 10:10 pm)Bad Wolf Wrote: What would you call yourself?

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RE: If you had superpowers
July 26, 2014 at 10:18 pm
You can call me Al.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: If you had superpowers
July 26, 2014 at 10:18 pm
I'd like to fly for the shear fun factor.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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RE: If you had superpowers
July 26, 2014 at 10:19 pm
The Accelerator manipulation of Vectors.
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In simple terms I will be able to control, redirect, and neutralize any kinetic, physical, momentum and direction force that is in touch with my body. I'll be unstoppable and undefeatable.
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RE: If you had superpowers
July 26, 2014 at 10:21 pm
I'd just like to hone my Jedi mind powers...
Eg: grab a shit load from the Maccas drive thru, one wave of my hand and they give me more money back than what I gave them...
Come to think of it, I think I may already have that power!
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RE: If you had superpowers
July 26, 2014 at 10:23 pm
To be slightly more serious, I'd like to be able to control and manipulate the air molecules around me. I could make them into a bulletproof forcefield, or a high pressure invisible blast. I'd also be able to ride the currents and fly, and hover at any height I wish. I'd have to be on drugs first, though, as I'm quite astonishingly acrophobic.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: If you had superpowers
July 26, 2014 at 10:25 pm
There was a TV show back in the 60s and a crime fighting team had subtle superpowers. I think along the lines of moderate precognition, limited range telepathy, moderate (but more than human) strength.

I was a kid, seems like they got their powers in a plane crash somehow. I was fascinated at the time with it, but don't remember too much beyond the team was 2 men and a woman.
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RE: If you had superpowers
July 26, 2014 at 10:28 pm (This post was last modified: July 26, 2014 at 10:30 pm by Cyberman.)
Could it be The Champions, by any chance?

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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: If you had superpowers
July 26, 2014 at 10:32 pm
BINGO !!!

Thanx !!!
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RE: If you had superpowers
July 26, 2014 at 10:38 pm
The power to meld reality to how I see fit, of course. turn matter into energy, and energy into matter, to make my home exactly how I see fit.

If I was going to have a power that didn't basically make me a god, maybe the power to sense intentions of people. Maybe not read their minds directly, but make it so they can't lie to me without me knowing. Also being just generally better physically and mentally than everyone else would be nice too, even if I can't run faster than the speed of sound, or bench press a house.
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10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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