Looking For Another Christian (please ignore if you are not a believer.

[Lemonvariable72]

Jeeze .. you'd think the "real and not imaginary" holy spirit would have been enough of a debate ally, but I guess the rev's telepathic feel-o-meter is on the blink.

I am pleased to announce once again that God is good and has provided for me. This thread has met its objective. I am grateful and look forward to Argument#4.

Be careful what you wish for rev, this pig that is helping you prayed for half the forum to catch aids. In my case he just prayed that my worst nightmare would come true.

[Jacob(smooth)]

You get how when things fail, you change your method to fit, yes?

Pretty good advice here...

[Crossless2.0]

You get how when things fail, you change your method to fit, yes?

Pretty good advice here...

...and sure to be ignored, as it has each time someone has made a similar suggestion to Rev. Two temporary bannings later, I don't expect this one-trick pony to suddenly offer anything new. I hope to be surprised.

[Cato]

Have you tried christianmingle.com?

[Ravenshire]

Jeeze .. you'd think the "real and not imaginary" holy spirit would have been enough of a debate ally, but I guess the rev's telepathic feel-o-meter is on the blink.

I am pleased to announce once again that God is good and has provided for me. This thread has met its objective. I am grateful and look forward to Argument#4.

Wow. Dritch comes to your aid, you insullt him by giving all credit to gawd and he gives you kudos. I'll never understand you christers.

[Mister Agenda]

Oh I'm sorry, I thought this was atheistforums.org.

Fucking dumbass.

Please note that I love you all and I am here for your best interest though you may disagree. I am excited about the prospect of the hope, peace, and joy you can have in entering into a relationship with Jesus Christ.

You say you love us, but the love you profess is not otherwise detectable. I'm glad you found a partner though and look forward to reading your joint effort.

[Angrboda]

Well, now you've found someone to help you. You might still want to consider making it a formal debate, that way you can limit who can participate. There's a special section for formal debates and if you want to know more about it, just ask a staff member. Just you, Drich, and one or two atheists. I know Esquilax has been eager for formal debate in the past.

[SteelCurtain]

So, this isn't about the merits of your argument one way or the other, this is just kinda simple logic, but... you do understand how insane it is to come here with a purpose, attempt to fulfill it, fail repeatedly, and then continue to repeat the same action in the hopes of achieving a different result, right?

You get how when things fail, you change your method to fit, yes?

Esquilax, isn't it just perfect, though? A perfect metaphor for the rejection of rationality, a microcosm of the rejection of the scientific method. Instead of actually evaluating his progress and method so far, he just bangs his head against the wall, tossing everything he has (admittedly not much) and hoping something sticks.

Sometimes I wish he was a Poe. I would really have to give him credit for being a nuanced Poe.

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ETA: I would volunteer to make it a foursome in the Esquilax/Drich/Rev debate.

[JesusHChrist]

Disclaimer - this posting are for those of faith and I request you don't respond to this thread if you are here to mock or insult. Thanks.

Dear Brothers or Sisters In The Lord,
Just looking to see if there are any of you on the board who would like to join in with me in responding to replies to a new thread I am planning on posting this week, Argument #4 of 7.

Rev, I am with you as a Brother In the Lord (SBUH)! The Lord (SBUH) being the most Majestic FSM (SBUH) , for I have been touched by His (SBUH) Noodley Appendage and fervently pray He (SBUH) touches you as well! At first it kinda hurts but you do get used to it. If we cannot trust in the FSM (SBUH), who can we trust?!? His touch (SBUH) is al dente and His (SBUH) appendage is well-greased!

In any case, anything we can do to convince these filthy, sinning, smart, intelectshooly soopeerior, snooty, sexy/sexist/sex-obsssed, atheist bastard-people to come to the Lord (SBUH) is welcome!

The Lord (SBUH) has prepared a bountiful table (gluten free it is not, special requests considered, only if made 48 hours in advance, 18% gratuity added for parties of 6 or more, VISA/MC/AMEX accepted) and dearly wishes you to join Him (SBUH)! He created you, the Universe, pirates, strippers and beer. Is He (SBUH) truly not a wondrous Lord (SBUH) ?!?!

Trust me, the linguine with Bolognese sauce makes it all worthwhile: first a softrito of onions, carrots and celery, than add the tomatoes, ground beef/pork and then simmer in dry white wine (chardonnay is fine) for several hours. Could mankind invent such a Heavenly Concoction? NO! Only such Goodness can come from the Divine. The Divine FSM (SBUH).

Let us begin at once!

[Jacob(smooth)]

Jeeze .. you'd think the "real and not imaginary" holy spirit would have been enough of a debate ally, but I guess the rev's telepathic feel-o-meter is on the blink.

I am pleased to announce once again that God is good and has provided for me. This thread has met its objective. I am grateful and look forward to Argument#4.

Really?
I mean fucking REALLY?

You believe that you asked God, and he took note of your prayer and nudged the flow of reality so that you'd have a playmate?

What a shame. If you have that kind of relationship with God, where you ask and he provides, what a shame you didn't ask him for an end to the war in gaza.




Sorry kids. Rev's God, who provides, has not decided to grant that particular prayer. But hey, listen, let rev tell you how good his God is for providing him a second Christian to help with an online debate. That he WILL provide. Impressive huh? [/quote]

If God provided for that prayer, but not for your prayers for those kids, he's a cunt. If you didn't make any, believing as you do that you have a hotline to an omnipotent god, then you're a cunt.