Looking For Another Christian (please ignore if you are not a believer.

[Crossless2.0]

Towards a god which has declared war on the entire human species (at least in your interpretation). Let's not forget that.

He came to save us from our sins, bit there is only one way

There is only one way for the creator of the universe to solve a simple "problem" like forgiveness -- to come up with a plan that is suspiciously in line with Iron Age blood cults? That's all he's got? Did the strain of creation turn him into some kind of imbecile that he is unable to think of an alternative? Is he a cosmic sociopath or prankster? Is he so morally deficient that he doesn't recognize the injustice of "original sin" or "vicarious atonement"? Is he really as idiotic as his followers?

Or does Yahweh (collector of prepuces and keeper of scores) not exist? The pettiness, apparent incompetence, and barbarity you believers ascribe to your god would be a fucking insult to any being powerful and majestic enough to warrant the title. But please, Rev, keep doubling down on that manmade bullshit. You indict only yourself. May the gods (if they exist) have mercy on you for your presumption.

[theophilus]

You dial up a customer service helpline. The 'phone rings and rings, but nobody picks up. What's the simplest explanation?

A) The agent is far too busy to answer your call

B) The agent is waiting for you to sort out your own problem

C) The agent hates you and everyone who calls

D) The agent isn't there

E) You dialed the wrong number.

[Anomalocaris]

You dial up a customer service helpline. The 'phone rings and rings, but nobody picks up. What's the simplest explanation?

A) The agent is far too busy to answer your call

B) The agent is waiting for you to sort out your own problem

C) The agent hates you and everyone who calls

D) The agent isn't there

E) You dialed the wrong number.

F) You dailed the same number on the same phone as the christian, but the christian tells you the number you dialed is wrong and his is right, because while you demonstrably got no answer, he claim, but can't demonstrate, a voice came on the line to tell him what questions to ask.

[pablo628]

[Lemonvariable72]

Did the dead baby choose sin and rebellion too?

Mankind has and only one grew up not in sin and rebellion towards God.

Well god has violated his own law and committed murder, so therefore by his own law he is to be put to death
Deut 24:16
“Fathers shall not be put to death because of their children, nor shall children be put to death because of their fathers. Each one shall be put to death for his own sin.

But yet god allowed this baby to die because of the sin of his ancestors. Therefore because the sin was not the baby's own this applies
Exodus 20:13
You are not to commit murder

Now the punishment for violating that commandment is death.

[RobbyPants]

Whatever the purpose, it seems odd to me to post a plea for help from Christians on an atheist board.

Rest assured, this probably isn't the only place he's doing it. If we see an influx of new Christian members who happen to be posting in his new thread, we'll know where they've come from.

[Bibliofagus]

He is already working and has been working towards correcting it.

Hahahahaha.

Lol.


He's 'working on it'. Riiiight. Fucking great job he's doing. This omnipotent, all powerful being that can do anything it wants still can't solve such a simple problem. Quite obviously he's incompetent.

Here's a dog doing better than any god. (It's an oldie, but it still gets to me every time.)





Maybe the bible just misspelled dog?

[LastPoet]

E) You dialed the wrong number.

*irony meter explosion*

As if christians had such a tenable fact as a number to call god. Unless somehow the number only works when you believe it. In that case, any number will do, as long as one believes it.

Instead of erotic lines, I'm going to start a business based on lines to god. I could get alot of money if I had the same decency a christian has...

[JesusHChrist]

Instead of erotic lines, I'm going to start a business based on lines to god. I could get alot of money if I had the same decency a christian has...

My girlfriend and I talk about starting a religious-based bullshit business on a regular basis.

The fly in the ointment is always our goddamn conscience. Couldn't sleep at night. Maybe we need to get over it? After all if we don't fleece the gullible flock of sheep, there are plenty of others available.

[Brakeman]

He loved us so much He died in our place

Why in hell does anybody need to be sacrificed for forgiveness?

If your neighbor hit your mailbox would you be unable to forgive him unless he either killed and roasted his best pet or was extremely remorseful that you had to torture and kill you own son? What kind of sicko needs blood on his hands?

Again, how can any god fearing people provoke god's wrath when we atheists will do anything to spit in his eye? Please tell me what I can do to surely provoke his imaginary wrath.