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Christian Mingle, The Easiest Way To Get Laid.
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RE: Christian Mingle, The Easiest Way To Get Laid.
September 6, 2014 at 5:28 pm
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RE: Christian Mingle, The Easiest Way To Get Laid.
September 6, 2014 at 6:07 pm
(September 5, 2014 at 8:50 pm)StealthySkeptic Wrote: I think that if I became single again, I would go for anything, no matter how casual. I've just invested too much into a relationship to really want one right away after that.

You don't even know...Heart my necromancer Wink

Anywho I prefer farmers only...mostly because their commercial is funnier.
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#43
RE: Christian Mingle, The Easiest Way To Get Laid.
September 8, 2014 at 12:00 pm
(September 6, 2014 at 6:07 pm)Losty Wrote: Anywho I prefer farmers only...mostly because their commercial is funnier.

DAMN YOU FOR GETTING THAT JINGLE STUCK IN MY HEAD!!!!!!






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#44
RE: Christian Mingle, The Easiest Way To Get Laid.
September 8, 2014 at 12:01 pm
I tried to sign up as a lesbian, wouldn't let me.
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RE: Christian Mingle, The Easiest Way To Get Laid.
September 8, 2014 at 12:14 pm
(June 21, 2012 at 8:00 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(June 21, 2012 at 7:55 pm)Faith No More Wrote: Expect nothing less from a Christian dating site.

Apparently they don't realize that there are xtians who aren't straight.

If you are a man worshiping a naked man on a cross, you aren't straight.
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RE: Christian Mingle, The Easiest Way To Get Laid.
September 8, 2014 at 12:15 pm
(September 8, 2014 at 12:14 pm)Chuck Wrote: If you are a man worshiping a naked man on a cross, you aren't straight.
In the church, men are called the 'bride' of christ. Gay marriage anyone?
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RE: Christian Mingle, The Easiest Way To Get Laid.
September 8, 2014 at 12:49 pm
(June 21, 2012 at 5:20 pm)JohnDG Wrote: Come on, I know you guy's have thought about it. There is no doubt this is potentially one of the most abusable dating systems online.

What do you mean by "most abusable"?
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RE: Christian Mingle, The Easiest Way To Get Laid.
September 8, 2014 at 1:30 pm (This post was last modified: September 8, 2014 at 1:31 pm by StealthySkeptic.)
(September 8, 2014 at 12:14 pm)Chuck Wrote:
(June 21, 2012 at 8:00 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Apparently they don't realize that there are xtians who aren't straight.

If you are a man worshiping a naked man on a cross, you aren't straight.

And Jesus totally had a thing for John the Evangelist, who by all accounts was a hunk of man candy. Wink
(September 8, 2014 at 12:15 pm)ShaMan Wrote:
(September 8, 2014 at 12:14 pm)Chuck Wrote: If you are a man worshiping a naked man on a cross, you aren't straight.
In the church, men are called the 'bride' of christ. Gay marriage anyone?

According to The Family International, you can fantasize about having sex with Jesus, as long as you either are a woman or imagine yourself as one, to get around this idea. Tongue
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RE: Christian Mingle, The Easiest Way To Get Laid.
September 8, 2014 at 3:31 pm
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RE: Christian Mingle, The Easiest Way To Get Laid.
September 9, 2014 at 8:14 am
(September 8, 2014 at 12:00 pm)Clueless Morgan Wrote:
(September 6, 2014 at 6:07 pm)Losty Wrote: Anywho I prefer farmers only...mostly because their commercial is funnier.

DAMN YOU FOR GETTING THAT JINGLE STUCK IN MY HEAD!!!!!!




City folks just don't get it!

It's just the best thing of my life.
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