Xtians have a 500 year head start....but I agree. They may well catch up.
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Creatard Assholes At It Again
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 (October 3, 2014 at 4:55 pm)Aoi Magi Wrote:(October 3, 2014 at 4:47 pm)DramaQueen Wrote: How can I make a hoax? I can use some money Or "O chinchin ga daisuki!" Chin Chin is much more credible than any silly Yahweh story.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."  (October 3, 2014 at 3:53 pm)Minimalist Wrote: There is nothing quite as stupid as a xtian. Other than maybe the art on those stones. They're so shitty, you're left with two ways to interpret them: 1) Those aren't dinosaurs. They look nothing like them. 2) Sure, the art is bad, but they represent dinosaurs. Or dragons. Or lizard people. Or what-the-fuck-ever. (October 3, 2014 at 4:44 pm)Simon Moon Wrote: The guy that carved them admitted it and described how he did it. Their stock answer to that is "just because there are some fakes doesn't discredit the 'real' stones!". 
Fucking Idaho? I think it's safe to assume the museum isn't concerned about actual visitors.
Everyone knows Jesus didn't ride on a triceratops!
He rode a raptor. More bad ass and godly. And quicker. 
I thought Jesus was a raptor? Or has my RaptorJesus necklace been a lie all this time...?
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson
Raptor Jesus is a metaphor for raptor riding Jesus.
Or maybe it's the other way around...  (October 3, 2014 at 4:47 pm)DramaQueen Wrote: How can I make a hoax? I can use some money I've thought about becoming one of those well known, outspoken social media atheists and then, at the height of my fame, suddenly claim to have had a revelation from "god" and come out born again. The amount of money I could milk from these idiots is incredible. Unfortunately (fortunately) I have too much personal integrity to do that. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (October 7, 2014 at 2:54 pm)Beccs Wrote: I've thought about becoming one of those well known, outspoken social media atheists and then, at the height of my fame, suddenly claim to have had a revelation from "god" and come out born again. If you ever change your mind and your ethics take the required tumble Beccs, let's talk. We could have a whole passle of "converted" atheists. "I was touched by a Angel I was!" (Usually that costs $150/hour and up but I digress). Retirement is very expensive and I have lavish tastes.  Richard Dawkins Wrote:The Templeton Prize is two orders of magnitude larger than the inducements
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