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If god were a car.
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If god were a car.
October 23, 2014 at 4:02 pm


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RE: If god were a car.
October 23, 2014 at 4:10 pm
Very good.

Expect the theists to run for cover.
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RE: If god were a car.
October 23, 2014 at 4:13 pm (This post was last modified: October 23, 2014 at 4:13 pm by dyresand.)
(October 23, 2014 at 4:10 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Very good.

Expect the theists to run for cover.

religion in a nutshell.
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RE: If god were a car.
October 23, 2014 at 4:18 pm
Good one.
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RE: If god were a car.
October 23, 2014 at 4:23 pm
Pretty much everything DarkMatter2525 puts out is worth watching. Multiple times.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: If god were a car.
October 23, 2014 at 4:28 pm (This post was last modified: October 23, 2014 at 4:30 pm by c172.)
Very clever. Looks like all the links to his compatriots in that film are dead, though. Would have liked to see MrsDarkMatter's channel. ETA: except for Prop. Response.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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October 23, 2014 at 4:40 pm


Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today. 


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RE: If god were a car.
October 24, 2014 at 1:11 pm (This post was last modified: October 24, 2014 at 1:12 pm by Manowar.)
Very clever
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RE: If god were a car.
October 24, 2014 at 7:48 pm (This post was last modified: October 24, 2014 at 7:49 pm by dimaniac.)
Poor woman she will have to walk her whole life
(October 23, 2014 at 4:10 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Expect the theists to run for cover.
Expect fundamentalists to cut your head off.
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RE: If god were a car.
October 24, 2014 at 7:50 pm
If god were a car it would be towed to the scrap heap.
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