More Questions for Christians

[Minimalist]

Shitheads like drippy think the "were you there" question can only be used by them to dispute the big bang.

He hates it when you turn it on him.

What you know of evolution could be written on a postage stamp, drippy.

[Drich]

Shitheads like drippy think the "were you there" question can only be used by them to dispute the big bang.

He hates it when you turn it on him.

What you know of evolution could be written on a postage stamp, drippy.

Then it should be exceedingly easy for a man with your *intellegence to provide the material you need to show me the error of my ways.

[Esquilax]

So waves and tides... None existent for at least a 10,000 year period? Let me ask is it just localized in just this area or does the moons gravity not create waves and tides for the whole planet?

I know you're enjoying yourself, but do you realize there's a huge range of options between "no tides at all ever," and "tides large enough to heft a whale carcass off of the beach and back into the water"?

Because, as I just pointed out, and you seemed to ignore, when whales beach themselves, usually they're still within contact with the ocean... just never sufficient quantities of it to provide them buoyancy. Despite being buoyant, whales are still heavy creatures that need a lot more water than the tides can provide. If tidal motion was sufficient to carry a whale we wouldn't get beached whales at all.

[Minimalist]

Shitheads like drippy think the "were you there" question can only be used by them to dispute the big bang.

He hates it when you turn it on him.

What you know of evolution could be written on a postage stamp, drippy.

Then it should be exceedingly easy for a man with your *intellegence to provide the material you need to show me the error of my ways.

No, I've tried. You are a tough case.



Yoda has convinced me not to bother with you...except to shit on you and your absurd god.

[Godscreated]

Who said he was alive those three days, it is a Christ example of being in the grave for three days.

Since he was supposed to be praying inside the whale, I'd say the Bible does.

And the Lord appointed a great fish to swallow Jonah, and Jonah was in the stomach of the fish three days and three nights. Then Jonah prayed to the Lord his God from the stomach of the fish, 2 and he said, . .. .


“I called out of my distress to the Lord,
And He answered me.
I cried for help from the [b]depth of Sheol;
You heard my voice. . . . But I will sacrifice to You
With the voice of thanksgiving.
That which I have vowed I will pay.
Salvation is from the Lord.”

10 Then the Lord commanded the fish, and it vomited Jonah up onto the dry land.

Jonah 1-2 (mostly 2)

You've actually done something most here want, looked up the story, thank you.
If you will notice verse 17 of chapter 1 says, Jonah was in the whales belly ie. stomach for three days and nights and nothing is recorded that he prayed during that span of time. Verse 1 of chapter 2 starts with the word "Then," meaning only after Jonah had been in the belly of the whale three days and nights did he start to pray.
My conclusion to this is that Jonah would have been praying like mad if he were alive the whole time and, we have what I see as conformation from Jonah's pray he was dead. Jonah said he was calling out from Sheol ie. the grave and we know he was rescued from the grave because he said the LORD is salvation. These things are constants in scripture.
Again thanks for looking up the verses.

GC

[Minimalist]

My conclusion is that anyone who accepts such utter horseshit at face value needs to be confined in a rubber room.

[Godscreated]

My conclusion is that anyone who accepts such utter horseshit at face value needs to be confined in a rubber room.

My conclusion is anyone who plays with himself is desperate and will say many crazy things.

GC

[Firewalker]

Sure it is. That's why you failed to show where.

No he's right.

It's in selected bibles.

Written in with pencils . . . in Genesis.

It in the version of the Bible with pop-outs. Yours must have fallen out.

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My conclusion is that anyone who accepts such utter horseshit at face value needs to be confined in a rubber room.

My conclusion is anyone who plays with himself is desperate and will say many crazy things.

GC

I don't know about the other people here, but I am really quiet when I play with myself. I really can't say anything, I have to concentrate.

[TubbyTubby]

My conclusion is anyone who plays with himself is desperate and will say many crazy things.
GC

I suspect it is impossible for your delusion to allow your brain to actually consider how crazy it is that a man lived inside a whales gut for 3 days. I mean really think, man - inside whale - 3 days.

Don't you have just a tiny weeny inkling of doubt that this is simply not possible?

[DramaQueen]

Proof!!