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Questions about noah ark
RE: Questions about noah ark
hey - WTF is Gopher Wood?
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Doesn't he play golf?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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(January 15, 2015 at 8:51 am)Drich Wrote: ... The floods not real, so their couldn't be a boat on top of a mountain!
Congratulations! You finally got one right.
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(January 16, 2015 at 11:13 pm)Davka Wrote: hey - WTF is Gopher Wood?


Used by a horny gopher?

[Image: gopher-it.jpg]
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(January 16, 2015 at 11:35 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(January 16, 2015 at 11:13 pm)Davka Wrote: hey - WTF is Gopher Wood?


Used by a horny gopher?

[Image: gopher-it.jpg]

No no Stalin wood.
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Looks like the guy in front braked suddenly.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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I think I need to teach certain people more logical fallacies to use. I'm tired of seeing the same ones over and over.
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(January 16, 2015 at 11:46 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Looks like the guy in front braked suddenly.

You just made me swallow a toothpick for fuck's sake! No worries though, I'll let you know how it comes out.
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(January 16, 2015 at 10:10 pm)professor Wrote: You have faith in your car.
If that faith was in spite of evidence- you would would be looking for a reliable one to replace it.


Every time I see this gambit from a believer, I have to wonder why they are so fucking ashamed of their faith that they must try to portray it as something it is not.

I'm reasonably certain my truck will start, but I've had enough experience to know that it might not, and so while I expect it to start, I know what to do if it doesn't. If my truck doesn't run reliably, I don't have a reasonable expectation of it starting. None of that is remotely similar to the blind faith placed by believers in deities. My truck runs, and I can explain exactly why it runs if you wish. Faith need not apply; we are in the realm of knowledge here.

Faith in god has a different connotation than faith in people, anyway, or faith in the system of justice. Equivocation isn't going to get you nearer the truth.

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As well as false equivocation, it's also a tu quoque. I have no good reason, but neither do you, so there. That's not an argument,
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