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Questions about noah ark
RE: Questions about noah ark
(January 17, 2015 at 2:30 pm)robvalue Wrote: Every theist argument I have ever seen, to demonstrate any kind of "truth" about their religion or God, is dishonest. The only question is whether it's wilful dishonesty.

There is no evidence and there is no way to get said evidence. All in all its one huge circle jerk with the pope leading it.
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(January 17, 2015 at 10:56 am)professor Wrote: Now Parker, your questions about penance, self molestation, confessionals, ought to directed to Catholics, Hindus and Muslims rather than people like myself, because those practices are found to be done by them.

You clearly are unaware of the pedophile pastors in the ranks of the Protestants.

When I have something that doesn't work, I investigate how I missed it.
I do not lay the blame elsewhere.

(January 17, 2015 at 10:56 am)professor Wrote: As far as faith goes, your definition of it is as far away from my experience as the moon is from earth.
And also very far from normal usage in everyday life, but I suppose you have to do that the keep the mirage going.

I'm using the connotations given in the standard definition appropriately. That's probably why you don't understand them.

A theist hectoring about "mirages", rich stuff, prof.

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RE: Questions about noah ark
(January 15, 2015 at 8:35 am)Drich Wrote: The atheist response so far:

Think..... Panic

Noah's Ark is not literal. The measurements of the Ark are mathematic information being passed forward. For what reason? Not sure.
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RE: Questions about noah ark
(April 2, 2017 at 7:05 am)Firewalker Wrote:
(January 15, 2015 at 8:35 am)Drich Wrote: The atheist response so far:

Think..... Panic

Noah's Ark is not literal. The measurements of the Ark are mathematic information being passed forward. For what reason? Not sure.

That old dodge? "It's an allegory!" Yeah, right.
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The fucking creatards don't think its an allegory.

[Image: ark-drone-stern-birdseye_4012016.jpg?qua...all&w=2000]

Of course, they are all as dumb as shit.
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RE: Questions about noah ark
(April 2, 2017 at 12:08 pm)Minimalist Wrote: The fucking creatards don't think its an allegory.

[Image: ark-drone-stern-birdseye_4012016.jpg?qua...all&w=2000]

Of course, they are all as dumb as shit.

It would have been fun to be an atheist working on that thing. Leave "messages" behind their faux wood paneling, etc. If they'd had a religion litmus test I'd have given them my cousin's "church", just to see if they knew what "snake handler" meant.
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RE: Questions about noah ark
(April 2, 2017 at 7:46 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(April 2, 2017 at 7:05 am)Firewalker Wrote: Noah's Ark is not literal. The measurements of the Ark are mathematic information being passed forward. For what reason? Not sure.

That old dodge? "It's an allegory!" Yeah, right.

It's a bit more detailed than that. Mathematics was originally a part of religion and spiritual philosophy. (ie. Pythagoreans, for example).
http://journal.eahn.org/articles/10.5334/ah.bu/

Here's another interesting discussion.
http://www.sca.org.au/scribe/articles/bu...belief.htm

It is interesting that the measurements do scale to the human form mathematically.
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RE: Questions about noah ark
(April 2, 2017 at 1:31 pm)Firewalker Wrote:
(April 2, 2017 at 7:46 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: That old dodge? "It's an allegory!" Yeah, right.

It's a bit more detailed than that. Mathematics was originally a part of religion and spiritual philosophy. (ie. Pythagoreans, for example).
http://journal.eahn.org/articles/10.5334/ah.bu/

Here's another interesting discussion.
http://www.sca.org.au/scribe/articles/bu...belief.htm

It is interesting that the measurements do scale to the human form mathematically.

My eyes just rolled so hard my eyebrows are in my ears.
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RE: Questions about noah ark
(April 2, 2017 at 12:08 pm)Minimalist Wrote: The fucking creatards don't think its an allegory.

[Image: ark-drone-stern-birdseye_4012016.jpg?qua...all&w=2000]

Of course, they are all as dumb as shit.

Well, I'm convinced now, Find me a river and baptize me.

I cannot think of a more air tight and scientific method of proving that an old man and his family built an ark able to contain hundreds of thousands of animals in ancient times then by doing it again with a fleet of cranes, Boom lifts and construction workers.

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The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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