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#41
RE: Religion Ruining Sex
February 2, 2015 at 9:45 pm
(February 2, 2015 at 9:39 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(February 2, 2015 at 9:38 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: This is an institit of higher learning.

Dick!

:P
Sorry. Could not resist a juicy, bouncy, well rounded pun. Or whatever that is.
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RE: Religion Ruining Sex
February 3, 2015 at 8:47 am (This post was last modified: February 3, 2015 at 8:49 am by Mudhammam.)
(February 2, 2015 at 1:23 am)Godschild Wrote: I see you've never read the Songs of Solomon, your partner might like it if you did.

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"Your breasts are like two fawns, like twin fawns of a gazelle that browse among the lilies."

"Oh sweet Jesus, I'm so wet."
He who loves God cannot endeavour that God should love him in return - Baruch Spinoza
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RE: Religion Ruining Sex
February 3, 2015 at 9:19 am
THIS is sexy poetry:

"I love you as the plant that never blooms
but carries in itself the light of hidden flowers;
thanks to your love a certain solid fragrance,
risen from the earth, lives darkly in my body." - Neruda, Sonnet XVII

And of course "I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."

Do you want to hear really sexy though?

Listen to this and get to the bit (fourth track) where Tom Hiddleston reads "May I feel" by ee cummings. Holy. Fucking. Hell.
http://8tracks.com/sadarcy/british-men-poetry-prose
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