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It is I, thy Lord and God
#31
RE: It is I, thy Lord and God
Hi there!

I look forward to your battle with FSM for the title of AF deity in charge.
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#32
RE: It is I, thy Lord and God
(February 10, 2015 at 2:10 pm)Metis Wrote: Alas, some of the sheep may be led astray but the true believers shall know my touch and presence.

Anusius has your touch and presense right here
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#33
RE: It is I, thy Lord and God
(February 10, 2015 at 2:21 pm)robvalue Wrote: Hi there!

I look forward to your battle with FSM for the title of AF deity in charge.

Thank you my child, the day of judgement is soon approaching, the cute kittens shall be taken up unto the heavens out from the mangy masses who I shall cast into the great Korean restaurant kitchen below.

The FSM is nothing but a false god, a creation by the depraved who in their blasphemy try and deny me. He shall be devoured.

(February 10, 2015 at 2:24 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Anusius has your touch and presense right here

All of you can have my presence in your heart, all you have to do is let me in.
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#34
RE: It is I, thy Lord and God
Hmm... if you're really a God or something, what number am I thinking of?
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#35
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42!
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#36
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Close enough. Hail Lord LP!
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#37
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(February 10, 2015 at 2:08 pm)Kitty Galore Wrote: 72 virgins?! Welcome! Smile

Why would you want virgins? I'll take 'em experienced.
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#38
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(February 10, 2015 at 2:38 pm)LastPoet Wrote: 42!

In addition to the goat thing, AF needs a strong 42 meme
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#39
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6*9 = 42
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(February 10, 2015 at 2:15 pm)Metis Wrote:
(February 10, 2015 at 2:13 pm)Minimalist Wrote: How about 72 sluts so we can get right to business?

We do have an exchange service, but only for my priesthood because they were closer to me in life, and therefore get better customer service afterwards.

That's better than Comcast and those fuckers think they are gods.
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