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RE: joke time
February 15, 2015 at 12:15 am
Two young-looking tennis balls go into a bar, one turns to the other and says, 'Do you think we'll get served?'
"The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions" - Leonardo da Vinci

"I think I use the term “radical” rather loosely, just for emphasis. If you describe yourself as “atheist,” some people will say, “Don’t you mean ‘agnostic’?” I have to reply that I really do mean atheist, I really do not believe that there is a god; in fact, I am convinced that there is not a god (a subtle difference). I see not a shred of evidence to suggest that there is one ... etc., etc. It’s easier to say that I am a radical atheist, just to signal that I really mean it, have thought about it a great deal, and that it’s an opinion I hold seriously." - Douglas Adams (and I echo the sentiment)
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#442
RE: joke time
February 15, 2015 at 1:03 am
Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson

God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers

Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders

Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
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#443
RE: joke time
February 15, 2015 at 9:12 am
Why did the pervert cross the road?


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#444
RE: joke time
February 15, 2015 at 10:57 am
What's the hardest part of a vegetable?


The wheelchair.
whatever floats your goat
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#445
RE: joke time
February 15, 2015 at 12:02 pm
What's the difference between a slob on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?


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RE: joke time
February 15, 2015 at 12:23 pm (This post was last modified: February 15, 2015 at 12:23 pm by Exian.)
(February 14, 2015 at 11:22 pm)IATIA Wrote: Last night I almost had a threesome.


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#447
RE: joke time
February 15, 2015 at 4:50 pm


Why did the chicken cross the road?

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#448
RE: joke time
February 16, 2015 at 12:43 am
An atheist, a vegan, and a CrossFitter walk into a bar.
I only know because they told everyone within two minutes.
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#449
RE: joke time
February 16, 2015 at 7:23 am
Doctor doctor, people keep ignoring me! What can I do?

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#450
RE: joke time
February 16, 2015 at 7:48 am
A Priest and a Rabbi stagger out of a bar at closing time and notice a passed out teenage boy in the alley ....

The Priest nudges the Rabbi and says "lets skrew him!".
and the Rabbi says .... "... outta what?"

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