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RE: So..... Not Only God but a Court Says "FUCK YOU."
March 5, 2015 at 5:26 am
Really? I don't know why it took up 5 minutes.
Religion is no excuse for being an idiot.
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RE: So..... Not Only God but a Court Says "FUCK YOU."
March 5, 2015 at 5:35 am
You guys don't know what you're talking about. Those were *obviously* satanic fajitas burning with hell fire. He was just trying to exorcise them.
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RE: So..... Not Only God but a Court Says "FUCK YOU."
March 5, 2015 at 10:53 am
One of the Korean dishes I like comes in a sizzling stone bowl. It is delicious and the rice on the bottom gets a nice crunchiness to it if you wait to eat it.
I have had fajitas served like the man in the lawsuit and never got burned. However, I also don't lower my head low enough for it to splatter on me. I don't see how the meat could pop from the distance of the table to my face unless I was bending far over the skillet. How tall was this man, I wonder? I am only five foot tall and still can't imagine the scenario he describes.
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RE: So..... Not Only God but a Court Says "FUCK YOU."
March 5, 2015 at 12:57 pm
Do restaurants also have to have signs up saying, "If you follow a religion, or invent a new religion while you're here that involves sticking part of yourself into a dangerous position, you do so at your own risk."
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RE: So..... Not Only God but a Court Says "FUCK YOU."
March 5, 2015 at 1:10 pm
It would certainly help against frivolous lawsuits from stupid people. Like the guys that decided to use a lawnmower as a hedge clipper, and the guy holding the front of the mower slipped and got his fingers cut off. Honestly we could probably start a "Here's Your Sign" thread on things stupid people do.
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RE: So..... Not Only God but a Court Says "FUCK YOU."
March 5, 2015 at 1:30 pm
Oh want to hear something even worse but this is true.
There is a lady who sued the RV or automobile industry because
she decided to set her fucking RV on cruise control and to go into the kitchen and make sandwich.
The RV rears off of the road and tilts onto its side.
Tada she wins lawsuit and there is cruise control warnings no the car won't drive for you.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today.
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RE: So..... Not Only God but a Court Says "FUCK YOU."
March 5, 2015 at 1:42 pm
I think I may have heard that one before. Cruise control keeps the vehicle going, but you still have to manage the steering wheel.
