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Arizona Senator Wants Mandatory Church Attendance
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RE: Arizona Senator Wants Mandatory Church Attendance
(March 27, 2015 at 9:24 pm)Pyrrho Wrote: Once one is totally batshit crazy, it is impossible to top. Of course, there are other batshit crazy people who can equal the craziness, but they cannot top it.
Mybold

Oh yea?

California lawyer proposal to make homicide legal.

Where does one level up to from batshit?
So how, exactly, does God know that She's NOT a brain in a vat? Huh
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RE: Arizona Senator Wants Mandatory Church Attendance
(March 27, 2015 at 10:38 pm)JuliaL Wrote:
(March 27, 2015 at 9:24 pm)Pyrrho Wrote: Once one is totally batshit crazy, it is impossible to top. Of course, there are other batshit crazy people who can equal the craziness, but they cannot top it.
Mybold

Oh yea?

California lawyer proposal to make homicide legal.

Where does one level up to from batshit?


That's old news. It is more directly violent, but not more crazy than what this thread is about. I did not say that one could not be more violent.

"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence."
— David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
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RE: Arizona Senator Wants Mandatory Church Attendance
(March 27, 2015 at 10:44 pm)Pyrrho Wrote:
(March 27, 2015 at 10:38 pm)JuliaL Wrote: Mybold

Oh yea?

California lawyer proposal to make homicide legal.

Where does one level up to from batshit?


That's old news. It is more directly violent, but not more crazy than what this thread is about. I did not say that one could not be more violent.

More batshit crazy? Mandatory baptism. Attendance is one thing. You can always show up and sleep. Baptism, however...
Thief and assassin for hire. Member in good standing of the Rogues Guild.
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RE: Arizona Senator Wants Mandatory Church Attendance
(March 27, 2015 at 11:18 pm)SnakeOilWarrior Wrote:
(March 27, 2015 at 10:44 pm)Pyrrho Wrote: That's old news. It is more directly violent, but not more crazy than what this thread is about. I did not say that one could not be more violent.

More batshit crazy? Mandatory baptism. Attendance is one thing. You can always show up and sleep. Baptism, however...

Mandatory baptism would be less of a burden. I was baptized, so I would not have to do anything in the future to satisfy that. But having to go to church every Sunday would be a bother. If I did have to go to church every Sunday, I would look for one that had a good organ and some good music, but even with that, I would rather not be required to go.

"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence."
— David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
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RE: Arizona Senator Wants Mandatory Church Attendance
(March 27, 2015 at 10:38 pm)JuliaL Wrote:
(March 27, 2015 at 9:24 pm)Pyrrho Wrote: Once one is totally batshit crazy, it is impossible to top. Of course, there are other batshit crazy people who can equal the craziness, but they cannot top it.
Mybold

Oh yea?

California lawyer proposal to make homicide legal.

Where does one level up to from batshit?

No, see...their fucking god tells them that its okay so it is not murder because jesus approves. It says so right in their fucking bible.


Somewhere.
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RE: Arizona Senator Wants Mandatory Church Attendance
(March 27, 2015 at 11:23 pm)Pyrrho Wrote:
(March 27, 2015 at 11:18 pm)SnakeOilWarrior Wrote: More batshit crazy? Mandatory baptism. Attendance is one thing. You can always show up and sleep. Baptism, however...

Mandatory baptism would be less of a burden. I was baptized, so I would not have to do anything in the future to satisfy that. But having to go to church every Sunday would be a bother. If I did have to go to church every Sunday, I would look for one that had a good organ and some good music, but even with that, I would rather not be required to go.

You said more crazy, not more burdensome. Expecting to baptize people against their will, I believe, qualifies.
Thief and assassin for hire. Member in good standing of the Rogues Guild.
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RE: Arizona Senator Wants Mandatory Church Attendance
(March 27, 2015 at 9:59 pm)c172 Wrote: What a snowflake.

I see what you did there lol.

That lawmaker is walking a fine line towards possibly ending her political career. She just took five gallons of crazy and tried to squeeze it into a two gallon bucket. I had to laugh when I read that article. Makes one wonder what she's been smoking.
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(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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RE: Arizona Senator Wants Mandatory Church Attendance
Quote:That lawmaker is walking a fine line towards possibly ending her political career.


Not in this fucking state.
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#19
RE: Arizona Senator Wants Mandatory Church Attendance
(March 27, 2015 at 10:04 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Might be fun to go to a different church every week and see how fast an excommunication edict can be handed down.

I show up with a trick at Mormon Temple and start doing the nasty (after getting our attendance sheet stamped) it might be good for me, and informative for the Mormons.


PanicPanicPanicPanicPanicPanicPanic

Haha. Check out the requirements for a Temple Recommend... It will blow your mind... I don't think there is one Mormon who actually follows all the requirements to enter the temple...

As far as this lady... She is a quack...

BTW: Moderator I had made a duplicate post of this in the "New's and Activism Forum... Can I get that one deleted. My apologies I should have looked over the forum before posting.
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#20
RE: Arizona Senator Wants Mandatory Church Attendance
(March 27, 2015 at 9:04 pm)AFTT47 Wrote: Can anyone top this? Az state Sen. Sylvia Allen, R-Snowflake, wants to make church attendance mandatory to repair our "moral erosion".

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics...-1.2164602

I'd like her to make oral sex mandatory, too. The world would be be a happier place, y'know?

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