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Arizona Senator Wants Mandatory Church Attendance
#41
RE: Arizona Senator Wants Mandatory Church Attendance
(March 28, 2015 at 9:15 am)A Theist Wrote: hmmm...I wonder how Minifullofshitalist would handle being bound and gagged and then dragged off to a church and be forced to sit on a pew in the front row during the whole service? That shit would be youtube worthy.

Could I moon the mother fucker, you nazi piece of shit?
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#42
RE: Arizona Senator Wants Mandatory Church Attendance
You know, as much as it would suck to live under theocratic rules like this, it would almost be worth it to watch the Christians fight over the details.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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#43
RE: Arizona Senator Wants Mandatory Church Attendance
I think they did that enough in Europe, didn't they?
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#44
RE: Arizona Senator Wants Mandatory Church Attendance
(March 30, 2015 at 10:49 am)Chad32 Wrote: I wonder if she expects people to go to her flavor of church, or just any christian church. Like when Ken Ham wanted the employees of his new ark theme park to go to churches of his prefered type of christianity.

This is the kind of thing religious people against church-state separation don't think about. 
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Albert Einstein
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#45
RE: Arizona Senator Wants Mandatory Church Attendance
Some believe it protects all christian denominations. To to point where Alabama had an amendment we could vote on that protects against foriegn religious laws being imposed on us. As if the first amendment doesn't already protect against that.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#46
RE: Arizona Senator Wants Mandatory Church Attendance
Jesusism is a foreign religious cult.  When last I looked it arose in Asia and migrated to Europe.
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#47
RE: Arizona Senator Wants Mandatory Church Attendance
I'm very sorry you guys in America have to put up with all these dimwitted zealots trying to ram their moronic drivel down your throats.
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#48
RE: Arizona Senator Wants Mandatory Church Attendance
You're sorry?

Imagine how we feel?  Up to our armpits in fucking jesus-freak morons every day.
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#49
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America didn't start out great, since they had slaves and such, but the one thing they did right has been eroded by religious fundamentalists to the point where people honestly believe this country was founded as a christian centered nation. We rose to the top in a few centuries, but we've been torn down by fundies and the wealthy.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#50
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Quote:but we've been torn down by fundies and the wealthy.

Where's that fucking kudos button when you need it?
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