Damned Catholics

[Minimalist]

So one imagines the catholicks jumping up and down and praising pope frank for "acting."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-32400491

Pope accepts resignation of 'cover up' US bishop

Of course, it took the fucker 3 years.

[robvalue]

Here's my guidelines for exorcism:

1) Grow up fuckwit.

[Minimalist]

Cathlofascists having a shit hemorrhage over Francis' climate change agenda.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/20...1660689734

Conservatives Upset At Pope's 'Green Agenda'

Francis “is an ideologue and a meddlesome egoist,” Maureen Mullarkey wrote in an especially trenchant column at the conservative journal First Things about what she called the pope’s’ “premature, intemperate policy endorsements” on the environment.

Apparently he's only "infallible" when he's protecting pervert priests!

[Longhorn]

Maureen Mullarkey

The name says it all

[Minimalist]

Hey, what's a little genocide?  It was for their own good!




http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/20...7406858884

Vatican Defends Canonization Of Junipero Serra, Controversial Hispanic Evangelizer

For the church, Serra was a great evangelizer and a model for today's Hispanics. Many Native Americans, though, say Serra helped wipe out native populations, enslaved converts and spread disease as he brutally imposed Christianity on them. They have staged protests in California and there is a move to remove his statue from the U.S. Capitol.

Making saints is good for business, eh frank?

[Minimalist]

Who Would Jesus Shoot?


http://www.wfaa.com/story/news/nation/20.../26098485/

DETROIT — An Ann Arbor Catholic priest has urged his parishioners to arm themselves and attend classes at Christ the King parish to earn a concealed pistol license (CPL).

[vorlon13]

As I recall, Jesus cracked a whip, not cocked a trigger.

[Salacious B. Crumb]

My children, today's homily I want to talk to you about something jeebus forgot to mention in the gospels; getting your CPL. I had an apparition of the virgin mary last night, and she says, "The end is near, and the devil is getting more powerful. He is possessing more souls than ever, and she wants you to protect yourselves!"

Don't put your faith in god, put your faith in guns!

[Minimalist]

Apparently, there is big money in creating 'saints'..... no matter how much of a scumbag they were.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/05/pope-fra...onization/

Pope Francis defends missionary Junipero Serra from accusations of brutality prior to canonization

Tribal leaders in California say Serra beat and imprisoned local peoples, suppressed their cultures and facilitated the spread of diseases that decimated the population.

Without addressing specific accusations, Francis praised Serra’s missionary zeal and said the priest “defended the indigenous peoples against abuses by the colonizers”.

Yeah, but not from the abuses of the fucking church, you fuck.

[Minimalist]

Catholics....still scumbags after all these years.


http://www.cnn.com/2015/05/01/americas/p...=obnetwork

An international rights group is pressing the Paraguayan government to allow an abortion for a 10-year-old girl who allegedly was impregnated by her stepfather -- a procedure that health officials in the South American country have so far blocked.