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What Would You Say to God?

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What Would You Say to God?
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RE: What Would You Say to God?
May 8, 2015 at 8:07 pm
"OK, Buddy, let's see some ID."
So how, exactly, does God know that She's NOT a brain in a vat? Huh
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RE: What Would You Say to God?
May 8, 2015 at 8:43 pm
"I assume you find this ironically hilarious. I feel the same way about you."
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RE: What Would You Say to God?
May 9, 2015 at 8:36 am
I think it would go something like this:

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RE: What Would You Say to God?
May 9, 2015 at 10:14 am
"Hey! What's that!?" *runs away*
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

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RE: What Would You Say to God?
May 9, 2015 at 10:18 am (This post was last modified: May 9, 2015 at 10:20 am by Cyberman.)
I was expecting our nutty professor to have shown up by now. Or the child of god, if only to crow about how hateful we all are.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: What Would You Say to God?
May 9, 2015 at 10:29 am
Prof has probably finally got the Dimension Jumper he's been tinkering with to work and is too busy fighting the Demise Lords in the upper realms of the Nethervoid.
GodsChild, in his infinite boringness, has probably just given up bothering. He's not been online for quite a while, last I checked.
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