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joke time
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 (May 26, 2015 at 5:40 am)robvalue Wrote: Hey, so I came up with this joke today. How about this modification: What do an anal sex addict and a gambling addict have in common? Life is all about the crap chute. 
Spot on. Have you thought of becoming a joke surgeon?
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The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
Stupid spell checker.
As if I'd go to pornhub for extreme fishing.  (May 30, 2015 at 6:05 am)Little lunch Wrote: Stupid spell checker. Was there any? You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.  RE: joke time
May 30, 2015 at 9:07 am
(This post was last modified: May 30, 2015 at 9:10 am by robvalue.)
Yeah, it's one of those jokes that works better as an oral pun then you don't need to split it up due to the different spellings.
Or maybe one of those jokes better not told at all  It's number 2 on my list of originals though, after the force-caken incident.
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I really laughed when you had to put science down with a shotgun. :-)
Lol thank you
 Yeah that was fun writing that! One of those bizarre images that come to me now and again.
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What do a polar bear, a pizza box, and American music legend Willie Nelson have in common?
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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