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RE: joke time
June 5, 2015 at 8:35 pm
the tenth for me, so add...

......

... some days.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: joke time
June 5, 2015 at 9:18 pm
The 13th for me Big Grin
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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June 5, 2015 at 9:55 pm
(June 5, 2015 at 8:10 pm)Stimbo Wrote: What does September have that no other month has?


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RE: joke time
June 5, 2015 at 10:26 pm (This post was last modified: June 5, 2015 at 10:26 pm by Cyberman.)
What does this thread have that other threads also have?


At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: joke time
June 5, 2015 at 10:29 pm
Now, boys, don't make me don my normal powerless member hat.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: joke time
June 5, 2015 at 10:34 pm
Aw, and it looks so cute on your little ducky head!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: joke time
June 6, 2015 at 2:47 am
"Doctor, I'm having trouble hearing with my left ear."

"Are you sure?"

"Yes, I'm definite."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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June 6, 2015 at 9:57 am
^^^^^ better
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RE: joke time
June 6, 2015 at 11:54 am
Quote:The United Way realized that it had never received a donation from the city's most successful lawyer. So a United Way volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish office.
 
 
The volunteer opened the meeting by saying, 'Our research shows that even though your annual income is over two million dollars, you don't give a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give something back to your community through the United Way?'
 
 
The lawyer thinks for a minute and says, 'First, did your research also show you that my mother is dying after a long, painful illness and she has huge medical bills that are far beyond her ability to pay?'
 
 
Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbles, 'Uh . . . No, I didn't know that.'
 
 
'Secondly,' says the lawyer, 'did it show that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair and is unable to support his wife and six children?'
 
 
 
The stricken United Way rep begins to stammer an apology, but is cut off again.
 
 
'Thirdly, did your research also show you that my sister's husband died in a dreadful car accident, leaving her penniless with a mortgage and three children, one of whom is disabled and another that has learning disabilities requiring an array of private tutors?'
 
 
The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, says, 'I'm so sorry, I had no idea.'
 
 
And the lawyer says, 'So . . . If I didn't give any money to them, what makes you think I'd give any to you?
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RE: joke time
June 6, 2015 at 5:11 pm
Cool. Minimalist's text changes colors if you scroll it up and down.
[Image: extraordinarywoo-sig.jpg]
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