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RE: joke time
May 26, 2015 at 10:49 am
(May 26, 2015 at 5:40 am)robvalue Wrote: Hey, so I came up with this joke today.

For a gambling addict, life is all about the crap shoot.

For an anal sex addict, life is all about the crap chute.

How about this modification:

What do an anal sex addict and a gambling addict have in common?

Life is all about the crap chute.
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RE: joke time
May 26, 2015 at 10:58 am
Spot on. Have you thought of becoming a joke surgeon?
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RE: joke time
May 26, 2015 at 11:39 am
Anusius sees all
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: joke time
May 30, 2015 at 6:05 am
Stupid spell checker.
As if I'd go to pornhub for extreme fishing.
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RE: joke time
May 30, 2015 at 7:31 am
(May 30, 2015 at 6:05 am)Little lunch Wrote: Stupid spell checker.
As if I'd go to pornhub for extreme fishing.

Was there any?



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RE: joke time
May 30, 2015 at 9:07 am (This post was last modified: May 30, 2015 at 9:10 am by robvalue.)
Yeah, it's one of those jokes that works better as an oral pun then you don't need to split it up due to the different spellings.

Or maybe one of those jokes better not told at all Tongue It's number 2 on my list of originals though, after the force-caken incident.
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RE: joke time
May 30, 2015 at 3:09 pm
I really laughed when you had to put science down with a shotgun. :-)
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RE: joke time
May 30, 2015 at 4:47 pm
Lol thank you Big Grin Yeah that was fun writing that! One of those bizarre images that come to me now and again.
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RE: joke time
June 4, 2015 at 7:42 pm
What do a polar bear, a pizza box, and American music legend Willie Nelson have in common?






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RE: joke time
June 4, 2015 at 7:46 pm
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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