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What do the theists here think about masturbation and porn?
RE: What do the theists here think about masturbation and porn?
(July 11, 2015 at 10:01 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote:
(July 11, 2015 at 10:00 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Which is where the jerking off comes in.

Mini, you remind me of a poop I once took...

Wow. That was mean.
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RE: What do the theists here think about masturbation and porn?
(July 11, 2015 at 9:52 pm)Jenny A Wrote: [quote='Catholic_Lady' pid='988689' dateline='1436663126']

  (And why isn't rhythm spelt rithem?--- a dyslexic.   No CL I don't expect you to answer this last bit, there are entomological reasons, but still. . . )

Damn you. Now I am wondering why rhythm isn't spelled rithem. Why the extra h and what does it need a y for? I will be curious about this all night
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RE: What do the theists here think about masturbation and porn?
(July 11, 2015 at 10:01 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote:
(July 11, 2015 at 10:00 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Which is where the jerking off comes in.

Mini, you remind me of a poop I once took...

I too once dropped a deuce that was cranky, profane, well read in history, and unwilling to suffer fools gladly.  But until now, I hadn't connected the experience with Min.

By chance, was yours devastatingly handsome?
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RE: What do the theists here think about masturbation and porn?
(July 11, 2015 at 10:02 pm)rexbeccarox Wrote:
(July 11, 2015 at 10:01 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Mini, you remind me of a poop I once took...

Wow.  That was mean.

I've been called worse.  Which reminds me.  Where is that little tit-turd, drippy, lately?
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RE: What do the theists here think about masturbation and porn?
(July 11, 2015 at 10:02 pm)rexbeccarox Wrote:
(July 11, 2015 at 10:01 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Mini, you remind me of a poop I once took...

Wow.  That was mean.

Oh my goodness, I feel terrible lol... please don't take me seriously, I was 100% joking/teasing, I promise!  Blush

(July 11, 2015 at 11:08 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(July 11, 2015 at 10:02 pm)rexbeccarox Wrote: Wow.  That was mean.

I've been called worse.  Which reminds me. 

In case you didn't already know, I was playing.

I would never call someone that and actually mean it. I like you, but even if I didn't, I would never say that as a serious comment to anyone. Smile
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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RE: What do the theists here think about masturbation and porn?
Say 3 Hail Mary's.

That's the going rate, isn't it?
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RE: What do the theists here think about masturbation and porn?
(July 12, 2015 at 2:32 am)Minimalist Wrote: Say 3 Hail Mary's.

That's the going rate, isn't it?

Come oooon, can't you just be open-hearted and forgive her? She just apologised. Smile
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RE: What do the theists here think about masturbation and porn?
I'm afraid I'd have to conclude that using the rhythm method is just another form of birth control, although a less robust one.

If the woman is essentially infertile when the sex happens, then there is no intention to create life. I can't fathom how it's OK to get around the rule one way but not another. Sure, it may fail and you might get pregnant, but that's true of virtually all contraception.
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RE: What do the theists here think about masturbation and porn?
(July 12, 2015 at 2:32 am)Minimalist Wrote: Say 3 Hail Mary's.

That's the going rate, isn't it?

I take it this means you forgive... Big Grin

(July 12, 2015 at 2:37 am)robvalue Wrote: I'm afraid I'd have to conclude that using the rhythm method is just another form of birth control, although a less robust one.

If the woman is essentially infertile when the sex happens, then there is no intention to create life. I can't fathom how it's OK to get around the rule one way but not another. Sure, it may fail and you might get pregnant, but that's true of virtually all contraception.

Fertility monitoring is a form of birth control, yes. Smile

But the thing to understand is that birth control, in and of itself, is not against church teaching. It's contraception that is against Church teaching, and we define contraception as anything that changes the nature of a sexual act in order to render it infertile.

Simply refraining from having sex on the fertile days, does not do this.^
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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RE: What do the theists here think about masturbation and porn?
I take it this means you forgive... [Image: biggrin.gif]



You know what the catholic proctologist said when he finished an operation?

"Go.  Your ass is mended."
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