What's the difference between a bagpipe and a trampoline?
People take their shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
People take their shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Know God, Know fear.
joke time
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What's the difference between a bagpipe and a trampoline?
People take their shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. (September 20, 2017 at 6:51 am)ignoramus Wrote: What's the difference between a bagpipe and a trampoline?Speaking of ... http://rhondadenisejohnson.com/shoes.mp3 Bobby Blue Bland
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers. Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. --Voltaire Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
A CEO owned a big company. So one day he comes to work in a chauffeured Lexus. One of the employees sees him and starts marveling over the car.
Employee: Gee, what a nice car. CEO: Yes, and if you work hard and sacrifice then next year I can buy another one.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers. Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. --Voltaire Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind. (September 22, 2017 at 8:06 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote: A CEO owned a big company. So one day he comes to work in a chauffeured Lexus. One of the employees sees him and starts marveling over the car. Sadly, that's not a joke. It's reality. (September 22, 2017 at 8:16 pm)pocaracas Wrote:(September 22, 2017 at 8:06 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote: A CEO owned a big company. So one day he comes to work in a chauffeured Lexus. One of the employees sees him and starts marveling over the car. Same difference. It's all one to me.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers. Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. --Voltaire Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind. (September 20, 2017 at 6:51 am)ignoramus Wrote: What's the difference between a bagpipe and a trampoline? Kilt: What happens to anyone who calls it a skirt.
Dying to live, living to die.
(September 24, 2017 at 6:52 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:Anybody seen a pic of what those things look like when the guy has a hard on? Hey buddy, a bear crawled into your tent.(September 20, 2017 at 6:51 am)ignoramus Wrote: What's the difference between a bagpipe and a trampoline?
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers. Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. --Voltaire Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind. RE: joke time
September 28, 2017 at 7:29 am
(This post was last modified: September 28, 2017 at 8:27 am by ignoramus.)
I've got a step ladder at home.
I've never had a real ladder... But on a good note. I've got a step sister... The Catholic priests favourite Christmas song: You raise me up!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. (September 24, 2017 at 6:52 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(September 20, 2017 at 6:51 am)ignoramus Wrote: What's the difference between a bagpipe and a trampoline? And the proper answer to, 'What is worn under a kilt?' is 'Naething, lassie - it's all in perfect working order!' Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
Two docks in the marina are talking, one says to the other, "Your slip is showing."
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