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RE: joke time
December 18, 2017 at 2:40 am
On a trip to England, the guide says to Russian tourists before their "free time":
- And remember - watch out for pimps and suspicious looking people.
If you get lost, ask about the Russian Consul.
Tourists diverged, of course one got lost.
A pimp came up to him and said:
- Do you want a woman?
- No
- A man ?? !!
- No!
- Then who do you want ??
- Russian Consul!
- Hmm ... Ok, but it will be expensive.
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RE: joke time
December 18, 2017 at 4:35 am
Customer: "You"ve got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print a document, but the computer won"t boot properly."
Tech Support: "What does it say?"
Customer: "Something about an error and non-system disk."
Tech Support: "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?"
Customer: "No, but there"s a sticker saying there"s an Intel inside."
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RE: joke time
December 18, 2017 at 4:36 am
(December 18, 2017 at 4:35 am)KittyAnn Wrote: Customer: "You"ve got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print a document, but the computer won"t boot properly."
Tech Support: "What does it say?"
Customer: "Something about an error and non-system disk."
Tech Support: "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?"
Customer: "No, but there"s a sticker saying there"s an Intel inside."
oooohh... floppy disks!!
There's a dated joke!
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RE: joke time
December 18, 2017 at 5:48 am
Yeah, pretty sure the Intel Inside logo came around after the floppy disc era...but anyway...
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RE: joke time
December 18, 2017 at 6:08 am
(December 18, 2017 at 5:48 am)ignoramus Wrote: Yeah, pretty sure the Intel Inside logo came around after the floppy disc era...but anyway...
Nope!
My memory tells me they came around with the first pentiums which, at best, had a CD reader drive... but when you wanted to write and bring along data, you still had to use the good ol' floppy.
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RE: joke time
December 18, 2017 at 6:47 am
(This post was last modified: December 18, 2017 at 6:48 am by KittyAnn.)
(December 18, 2017 at 4:36 am)pocaracas Wrote: (December 18, 2017 at 4:35 am)KittyAnn Wrote: Customer: "You"ve got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print a document, but the computer won"t boot properly."
Tech Support: "What does it say?"
Customer: "Something about an error and non-system disk."
Tech Support: "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?"
Customer: "No, but there"s a sticker saying there"s an Intel inside."
oooohh... floppy disks!!
There's a dated joke! old.. old, or maybe not so old.. but just a silly joke 
(December 18, 2017 at 5:48 am)ignoramus Wrote: Yeah, pretty sure the Intel Inside logo came around after the floppy disc era...but anyway...
but anyway... every joke is good if you only smile after reading it
... even if it's... silly 
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RE: joke time
December 18, 2017 at 6:50 am
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Don't stress KittyKat, it was funny!
(I'm just having a technical discussion with Poca. It's a nerd IT thing)
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RE: joke time
December 18, 2017 at 7:00 am
(December 18, 2017 at 6:50 am)ignoramus Wrote: Don't stress KittyKat, it was funny!
(I'm just having a technical discussion with Poca. It's a nerd IT thing)
I don't stress at all
I just wanted to join the conversation.. nothing more ....but i think you don't want me.. meh 
hehe just kidding ... in the end it's a thread of jokes
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RE: joke time
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RE: joke time
December 18, 2017 at 11:03 am
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"Alone is what I have. Alone protects me."
“I may be on the side of the angels but don’t think for one second that I am one of them.”
“The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existence. One cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the marvelous structure of reality. It is enough if one tries merely to comprehend a little of this mystery each day."
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