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#2681
RE: joke time
June 5, 2018 at 4:45 am
What is black and white and red all over?




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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: joke time
June 5, 2018 at 5:38 am
(June 5, 2018 at 4:45 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: What is black and white and red all over?




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I thought it was a nun falling down a large set of stairs.




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RE: joke time
June 5, 2018 at 6:08 am
Or a skunk with a severe rash. So many answers, so little time. 

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June 5, 2018 at 7:11 am (This post was last modified: June 5, 2018 at 7:14 am by Little lunch.)
A penguin in the dryer?
A 50's minstrel under a steamroller?
Terrorist bomber at a tuxedo convention?
Bad taste?




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RE: joke time
June 5, 2018 at 7:18 am
Trump goes to the doctor, explains that his wrist is hurting chronically.

Doctor says, "You have carpel tunnel".

Trump responds, " But I never use that tunnel when in New York."
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June 5, 2018 at 7:37 am
(June 5, 2018 at 7:11 am)Little lunch Wrote: A penguin in the dryer?
A 50's minstrel under a steamroller?
Terrorist bomber at a tuxedo convention?
Bad taste?

A dalmatian in a wood chipper?

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June 5, 2018 at 8:07 am
Metallica has partnered up with Irish Spring Soap, the new jingle will be "Jump In The Shower."
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June 5, 2018 at 8:47 am
You have to be an old metalicca fan to get that one. :-)




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June 5, 2018 at 8:50 am
(June 5, 2018 at 8:47 am)Little lunch Wrote: You have to be an old metalicca fan to get that one. :-)

I like Pink Floyd, but considering the state of education in America, now every time I hear that song I want to scream, "YES, YES YOU DO NEED AN EDUCATION".
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June 5, 2018 at 9:49 am
A Sheikh gifted his son a gun on his wedding night and said, "Shoot in the air if your wife is a virgin and shoot her if she is not a virgin."

Son fires in the air on the 1st night.....
and Shoots her on the 2nd night.
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