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RE: joke time
August 5, 2019 at 5:38 pm
(August 4, 2019 at 10:41 am)onlinebiker Wrote:
(August 4, 2019 at 8:31 am)ignoramus Wrote: I was going to tell a joke about drilling for oil but decided against it as it was very crude.


Same with Oyl drilling.

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When Moses went to Mount Olive, Popeye kicked the shit out of him.
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RE: joke time
August 5, 2019 at 7:29 pm
(August 3, 2019 at 7:10 pm)Abaddon_ire Wrote:
(August 3, 2019 at 7:04 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Typewriter in triplicate...


Dating yourself there hoss..


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If one dates oneself, does that count as masturbation?

Only if you enjoy it....
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RE: joke time
August 6, 2019 at 11:52 am
[no shit] I walked up to the counter at the Primary Care Clinic at the local VA and said "I'm here for my autism booster." Without blinking the counter person said "Vaccination? What kind?". [/no shit]
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RE: joke time
August 7, 2019 at 7:03 am
Fun fact:  'Pokemon' is not the term for a Jamaican proctologist.

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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: joke time
August 8, 2019 at 7:19 pm
(August 7, 2019 at 7:03 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Fun fact:  'Pokemon' is not the term for a Jamaican proctologist.

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"Asphalt" is not California English for hemorrhoids.
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#3256
RE: joke time
August 12, 2019 at 5:36 pm
I was walking past a farm that had a sign reading, 'Duck, eggs'. 

I thought to myself, 'That's an unnecessary comma...'. Then it hit me.

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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: joke time
August 12, 2019 at 6:35 pm
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If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: joke time
August 13, 2019 at 5:24 pm
My wife hates that our new 19-years old neighbour woman sunbathes in the nude, but I'm on the fence about it.

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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: joke time
August 13, 2019 at 8:20 pm
(August 13, 2019 at 5:24 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: My wife hates that our new 19-years old neighbour woman sunbathes in the nude, but I'm on the fence about it.

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That's okay.  My husband hates that our neighbor's 19 year old son lifts weights shirtless in the backyard.  But I think it's fine because it's hot.
The whole tone of Church teaching in regard to woman is, to the last degree, contemptuous and degrading. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton
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RE: joke time
August 14, 2019 at 12:26 am (This post was last modified: August 14, 2019 at 12:26 am by Fake Messiah.)
Holocaust victim arrives in Heaven

God: "Welcome to Heaven"

Victim: "Thanks. Hey I got a funny joke for you"
*tells Auschwitz joke*

God: "That's not funny"

Victim: "Oh, sorry... I guess you had to be there"
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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