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RE: joke time
January 16, 2021 at 5:07 pm
(January 16, 2021 at 6:51 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: 1990s scientists: 'We cloned a sheep! We landed a robot on Mars!'

2020s scientists: 'For the last time - the Earth is ROUND!'


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Ummm, except that Flat Earthers would agree with that 2020 statement.

Earth is a SPHERE.  (In reality, it's an oblate spheroid, but that would leave Flat Earther's heads spinning.)
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RE: joke time
January 16, 2021 at 5:18 pm
(January 16, 2021 at 5:07 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(January 16, 2021 at 6:51 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: 1990s scientists: 'We cloned a sheep! We landed a robot on Mars!'

2020s scientists: 'For the last time - the Earth is ROUND!'


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Ummm, except that Flat Earthers would agree with that 2020 statement.

Earth is a SPHERE.  (In reality, it's an oblate spheroid, but that would leave Flat Earther's heads spinning.)

Did you and 37 fail the same Humour Appreciation course?

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RE: joke time
January 17, 2021 at 6:10 pm
(January 16, 2021 at 5:18 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(January 16, 2021 at 5:07 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: Ummm, except that Flat Earthers would agree with that 2020 statement.

Earth is a SPHERE.  (In reality, it's an oblate spheroid, but that would leave Flat Earther's heads spinning.)

Did you and 37 fail the same Humour Appreciation course?

Boru

Nah.  It's just that the joke needs a slight tweak.
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RE: joke time
January 17, 2021 at 7:28 pm
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So you're saying it wasn't technically funny?
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RE: joke time
January 18, 2021 at 6:25 am
Getting Chinese takeaway: $14.00

Tip: $3.00

Getting home and discovering that you forgot part of your order: riceless.

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RE: joke time
January 18, 2021 at 7:55 am
Why aren't Chinese good at geometry?
Because the square still haunts them.
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RE: joke time
January 18, 2021 at 9:47 pm
Me, "No one talk to me until I've had my coffee!"

Them, "I didn't know you drank coffee."

Me, "I don't."
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January 19, 2021 at 1:27 am (This post was last modified: January 19, 2021 at 1:27 am by The Valkyrie.)
A woman asked me today if I'm a dog person.

I had to explain to her that werewolves aren't real.
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January 20, 2021 at 2:16 am
I've been reading a book about Stockholm Syndrome.

It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I kinda liked it.
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RE: joke time
January 20, 2021 at 5:30 am
If you're experiencing muscle pain, apply a mixture of olive oil and sea salt to the affected area, and it will immediately feel oilier and saltier.

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