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RE: joke time
February 14, 2021 at 6:04 pm
I went to my very first Fight Club last night, but I was running late and missed orientation. Anyway, Fight Club is awesome! Our Fight Club meets every Sunday at 9:00 PM, just inside the loading dock of the abandoned shoe factory at the wharf just off Carmonnock Road. Ask Danny if you need better directions.
Anyway, I highly recommend Fight Club.
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RE: joke time
February 14, 2021 at 6:09 pm
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If I die while lifting weights, add more weights, THEN call emergency services.
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RE: joke time
February 14, 2021 at 6:11 pm
My friend was so excited about being pregnant, she called around to everyone she knew.
It was late in the evening when she finally called me with the news.
"Can you believe I have someone inside me?" She asked excitedly.
"So do I, can I call you back in an hour?" I replied.
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RE: joke time
February 14, 2021 at 6:14 pm
Dear Susan,
I want to apologize for dropping my trousers at your gender reveal party. I thought we were all supposed to participate.
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RE: joke time
February 14, 2021 at 6:22 pm
Saddam Hussein's body doubles all meet in Baghdad after Saddam has been in a plane crash.
"There's good news and bad news," the security chief says.
"What's the good news," one of the body doubles asks.
"Saddam is alive," the security chief replies.
There are many shouts of "Allahu ackbar!" from the group.
When the shouts die down, one of the body-doubles asks, "And what's the bad news?"
"He lost an arm and a leg." Replies the security chief, pulling out an axe.
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RE: joke time
February 14, 2021 at 6:25 pm
Sting was arrested in a famous house of ill repute in the arms of a well endowed prostitute.
It's okay though, it was just a massage in a brothel.
Yeah.
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RE: joke time
February 14, 2021 at 6:29 pm
(February 14, 2021 at 6:25 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Sting was arrested in a famous house of ill repute in the arms of a well endowed prostitute.
It's okay though, it was just a massage in a brothel.
Yeah.
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February 14, 2021 at 6:30 pm
The first person to hear a parrot speak was probably not OK for the next several days.
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RE: joke time
February 14, 2021 at 6:38 pm
I have an Ikea joke.
You have to put it together yourself.
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