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joke time
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Doctor: Have you been drinking enough fluids?
Me: That's literally ALL I drink. Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
I was going to make a joke about sodium, but then I figured, ‘Na - no one will get it.’
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
Hey you, there is an element of humor here, but please stop. I sulfured enough.
(March 13, 2021 at 2:14 pm)no one Wrote: Hey you, there is an element of humor here, but please stop. I sulfured enough. I don’t zinc you have. Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
It's back to school time in the South, and little seven year-old Billy's parents told him that it would be better if he *didn't* tell the class how they spent most of their Summer.
Now, it's the first day of school, and it's Billy's turn to tell the class what his family did for Summer vacation. Billy's response: "I forget...but we definitely didn't spend it sittin' on the porch drinkin' beer and smokin' dope!" Unfortunately, this is a true story from 30 years ago, and "Billy" is my second cousin.
Disappointing theists since 1968!
 
Didja know that if Iron Man and The Silver Surfer teamed up that they' d be alloys??
Ok, we'll take them out and barium.
The next time you burp or fart around someone, don't say "Excuse me", but "I made it myself."
Trust me, more often than not, you will have someone around you busting a gut. |
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