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Dying to live, living to die.
If pigs are so fucking smart, why is it that 2/3 of them build structurally unsound houses out of substandard materials?
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
I watched the deleted scene from a porn movie last night.
He did fix the washing machine, after all.
Dying to live, living to die.
(May 29, 2021 at 7:01 am)Brian37 Wrote:(May 29, 2021 at 3:30 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: If pigs are so fucking smart, why is it that 2/3 of them build structurally unsound houses out of substandard materials? Right, because only people from our generation have ever heard of ‘The Three Little Pigs’. Fool. Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
RE: joke time
May 29, 2021 at 1:30 pm
(This post was last modified: May 29, 2021 at 2:01 pm by Brian37.)
If the rock band Heart had started out in Canada or Alaska, would their hit song be "Caribouda"?
(May 29, 2021 at 11:19 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(May 29, 2021 at 7:01 am)Brian37 Wrote: Showing your age, 3 times. (May 29, 2021 at 1:30 pm)Brian37 Wrote: If the rock band Heart had started out in Canada or Alaska, would their hit song be "Caribouda"? Another brain fart. Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
RE: joke time
May 29, 2021 at 1:44 pm
(This post was last modified: May 29, 2021 at 1:50 pm by Brian37.)
(May 29, 2021 at 1:37 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(May 29, 2021 at 1:30 pm)Brian37 Wrote: If the rock band Heart had started out in Canada or Alaska, would their hit song be "Caribouda"? The 80s rock band "Yes" had one hit song lyrics rejected by their record company. They had to do a rewrite. The original lyrics were. Owner of a lonely fart, Owner of a stinky fart. OWNER OF A SMELLY FART! Say you don't want to smell it Your nose has been hurt so before Smell yourself, you are the odor you make Take your chilly and eat it Eat your beans, you and you and That's the only way Owner of a lonely fart Owner of a stinky fart OWNER OF A SMELLY FART! |
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