A slice of pie in Bermuda is $2.50. In Cuba it's $3.00.
Yes.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Yes.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
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 (July 5, 2021 at 2:59 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: A slice of pie in Bermuda is $2.50. In Cuba it's $3.00. *reaching for a rock* Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
 (July 5, 2021 at 4:39 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(July 5, 2021 at 2:59 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: A slice of pie in Bermuda is $2.50. In Cuba it's $3.00. Dwayne Johnson loves you, too. 
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* looks around for a boulder!
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Know God, Know fear. (July 5, 2021 at 6:04 am)░I░G░N░O░R░A░M░U░S ░ Wrote: * looks around for a boulder! You need to go to Colorado.
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Is that a place in Covid central?
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Jill and John got married. John thought this would be a “marriage of the 90’s” — equal roles for equal partners. So, the first morning back from their honeymoon, he brought Jill breakfast in bed. Jill wasn’t impressed with his culinary skills, however.
She looked disdainfully at the tray, and snorted, “Poached? I wanted scrambled!” Undaunted, the next morning, John brought his true love a scrambled egg. Jill wasn’t having any of it. “Do you think I don’t like variety? I wanted poached this morning!” Determined to please Jill, the next morning he thought, “third time’s a charm” and brought her two eggs — one scrambled and one poached. “Here, my love, enjoy!” Jill looks at the plate and says, “You scrambled the wrong egg.”  (July 5, 2021 at 9:08 am)Darinda Wrote: Jill and John got married. John thought this would be a “marriage of the 90’s” — equal roles for equal partners. So, the first morning back from their honeymoon, he brought Jill breakfast in bed. Jill wasn’t impressed with his culinary skills, however. The next morning, John brought in the breakfast tray with a dirty plate that obviously had previously held two eggs (one poached, one scrambled), that he had eaten. Under the plate were divorce papers.
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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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